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Jakee

Give me your tears gypsy, or I will take them.

About Me

Um........I like stuff. I hope you do too.
*cough*.
I guess one of the few interesting things I can say about myself is that I play guitar in a band:
If you add us, we will love you long time.
I would talk about myself more but I don't know if there's much I can say really. However, a lovely lady called Rosie decided to write something about me, so here it is:
"Listen up, people, because this is my Jakee in a nutshell. (Maybe a walnut. I like those.) but anyway.
If you want a laugh, there's no-one better than Jake. He's a one man party. Not only is he a party, he can also be someone to go to when you may not be so much n the party mood. He'll put away his party poppers quite happily and listen with a good ear, and give you some solid advice. THEN it's party time.
Jake's good if you want a hug. Like, a proper, squish of love hug.
Jake's one dirty fucker. End of :P
Never seen Jake dance, but I have the funny feeling he'd be damn good. He has the hips of a dancer.
Jakee's good with his music. He has a brilliant taste, and not only that, he plays guitar like a bitch.
Finally, there's no-one quite like Jake for a good chat. You can never NOT talk to him. You have no excuse now people, run to Jakee and find in him a damn good friend :)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: 22nd November
Birthplace: Reading
Current Location: Prestwood
Eye Color: errrr....I dunno. Green maybe?
Hair Color: Kinda darkn brown
Height: Last time i measured I was 5'10" or sumthing but I think I've grown quite alot since then
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: ........don't know what that means, move on.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Well, my school shoes.
Your Weakness: A pretty face, so says Damian.
Your Fears: Dying a virgin...oh and losing a best friend...oh and failing at life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and spicy chicken from Pizza Hut. Accept no substitutes.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting over a C in everything in my GCSEs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'lol' I imagine, but then again everyone overuses that.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't think for at least an hour after i wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: Pffh...I'd be hard pressed to pick any good physical feature,let alone my best. I dunno, my teeth or sumthing i guess.
Your Bedtime: Well recently it's been like 2:30 in the morning cause I think sleep is a waste of an evening if you don't have to get up the next day. On a school night tho, it's usally around 11:00-11:30.
Your Most Missed Memory: Don't really have much in the way of missed memories.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King all the way. Try and find a better burger than the Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Go on, I challenge you.
Single or Group Dates: Single I guess.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton for the win!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. I hate anything chocolate flavoured apart from chocolate itself
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not a big fan of either but I prefer cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Nein
Do you Swear: Often. My perents commented on it quite recently
Do you Sing: I try to.
Do you Shower Daily: Schedule permitting, yes
Have you Been in Love: I'm pretty sure of it
Do you want to go to College: Uni actually.
Do you want to get Married: Certainly.
Do you belive in yourself: More often than not, i guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutly not
Are you a Health Freak: Haha nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, which I think is quite a blessing, seeing as a lot of people don't.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well I don't dislike them, but it's not like i look forward to them or anything. It just means I have to turn my computer off....so i guess I do dislike them
Do you play an Instrument: Oui, electric guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, in India
In the past month have you Smoked: No never have....unless you count the Hookah pipe in India :P
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nein
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nuhuh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: How I'd like to....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Raw fish? No thank you sir
In the past month have you been on Stage: Unfortunatly not, my band needs another gig soon.
In the past month have you been Dumped: You have to be going out with someone to get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In this weather?!?!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: As of yet, no.
Ever been called a Tease: lol no
Ever been Beaten up: No surprisingly, seeing as I'm such an easy target
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Suffocation from a girl sitting on my face....and I don't want any girls going 'EWWWW PERVERT!' cause it's much better than getting AIDs or sumthing.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: Never been to America so probly there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not fussy really.
Short or Long Hair: Long preferably
Height: Not too much taller or shorter than me.
Weight: I don't mind, as long as they're not grotesquely huge or skinny
Best Clothing Style: Don't give a toss
Number of Drugs I have taken: None yet.
Number of CDs I own: *counts quickly* about 61, but I don't buy CDs anymore. I'm a download whore :D
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just the one-picking economics as a GCSE option. There could have been another thing I could have regretted alot but luckily it turned out for the better.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!**************************************************** ************* Jakee will go to jail for ...
Indecent exposure at a child’s birthday party
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com******************************************** ****************
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See what your rating is!
Created by bart666***************************************************** ************
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You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?Lol...tough exterior.....*********************************************** ******************
You Are Brownie Batter Ice Cream
You've been known to lick *everything* clean What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?lmao, brownie batter! I sure hope im not the only one that finds that funny...**************************************************** *************
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Tease What's Your Pimp Name?Ok thats what I want you all to call me from now on :P********************************************************** *******
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My Interests

Playing guitar and sleeping, mainly. I sometimes like to eat.

I'd like to meet:

Ken Hom

I have to shake this man's hand at least once in my lifetime.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, The Bravery, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Coheed & Cambria, Cradle Of Filth, Daft Punk, The Darkness, Dave Matthews Band, Dimmu Borgir, Dire Straits, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, The Eagles, Green Day, Hundred Reasons, Iced Earth, Incubus, In Flames, Kaiser Chiefs, Kamelot, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb Of God, Less Than Jake, Liquid Tension Experiment, Machine Head, Madness, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, Oceansize, Opeth, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Queensryche, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Seether, Slipknot, The Smiths, Spin Doctors, Stereophonics, Supertramp, Symphony X, System Of A Down, Tool, Trivium.
Yes, they are in alphabetical order.
Yes, I copied them straight off of iTunes.
Yes, I am cool.
There are quite a few more bands i like but these are my favourite ones. I know theres alot but oh well. I'm a guy who likes his music i guess...

Movies:

Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino really (pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, kill bill etc.). I saw Fight Club for the first time the other day and yeah I really liked that as well.

Television:

24!!!!
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Heroes:

Piggy from 'The Lord Of The Flies'

AND
John Frusciante