This Year Well Be Yankee-Swapping (Spit) |
Saturday, December the 22nd!You guys know the drill. Bring one (1) WRAPPED present worth approximately $15 and enjoy some delectable spiced cider, some warm holiday sentiments and the comedic styling...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:51:00 PST |
bad day |
sleep too much lost glassesstep in vomitcat bitetummyachepaper cutoverdraft chargelonelyhurting heartitchy tagbike flatforced to consider the futility of life, the perplexity of love and the impossibi...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST |
Tequila Day! |
Do you like hangovers? What about being stranded late at night because the party's over but the T hasn't yet woken up? Do you enjoy shivering on the deck of someone's house at midnight, being shushe...
Posted by Anna on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST |
That kind of time of year |
Anyone whose family is far away is welcome to join us for Thanksgiving this year. We will get drunk and set things on fire, eat turkey and then eat turkey sandwiches a few hours later. We will sled ...
Posted by Anna on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST |
Pancakes for one is the loneliest number |
And never more so than now. I meant to get up early enough to make you pancakes, darling, but you got up and left so motherfucking early! And then I had to get up, moments after hearing yo...
Posted by Anna on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST |
Johnny Obsolete Mnemonic |
Due to the recent demotion of our solar system's hangdog planet, Pluto, I'm going to be needing a more up-to-date system of memorization than My Very Energetic Mother can provide.
Posted by Anna on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST |
Baleeted! |
I was shocked today to discover that my myspace account had been, somehow, deleted. I'll go ahead and ruin the ending: apparently it was just a glitch, since I'm back in business, but for five o...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST |
At the risk of oozing all over the place |
At least one, or two or, if I decide I need one organic grapefruit, perhaps more nights a week I detour from the train station to My Local Urban Whole Foods, then walk across the great aerial expanse ...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:26:00 PST |
RIP Phinnaeus |
As it happens, I needn't have plotted this fish's demise... he offed himself sometime between 0900 and 1500 today.
Now I've got to get to the Fish Supply Store and locate a suitable replacement bef...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:12:00 PST |
Blood on my fins... |
I want to commit fish murder. Although I would argue euthanasia; this fish is clearly on the verge of leaping the rim at present.
Phinnaeus Records, who is a Blue Fish of Some Sort, began looking ...
Posted by Anna on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:58:00 PST |
