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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: A little
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Why a Lover of course.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Not being able to tell the defference between lust and love.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Hell yea! Planes, cars, and space ships.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: Hate them and wish we could make just one reality show were it's just the guys who make reality showes stuck some were togather and are looked in a fight to the death!!!
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Never! And how dare you ask me such a thing! O, you meant a real straw.....
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: So I'm told....
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: More ups then down.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black and Silver.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: It's like I have a stereo in my shower.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: No.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Yes but if I told you what they were they would no longer be secret.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Two steps from heaven.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Yes.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Yes.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Ehh.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 149.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Many times.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: No.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Lock and Load boys.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: Some day but I see no need to rush.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Nothing.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": And meant it? ????????????
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Yes and everyone knows he has launch everyday Lee Harvy Oswalt.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: HaHa just because it's a Furneral for the grooms single life doesn't mean I care!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: Over easy
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: Yes and the ones who think there smart are just to dumb to realize.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: In Narnia or maybe the lint trap?
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:19 A.M.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: AJ
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: Yes, yes it is.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: Yesterday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: Only if you think big fat men in red with money give anythnig back to us.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: No just the thing that room in the dark......
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Damn Lucky Strikes.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: Why Creamy.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: Once but that was just a joyride.......
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 2.5 times
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Only if you feel so or are mandated by a court order to take something I guess.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: Wool even.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: Many times.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Two Monthes.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: Well I better it's the only one I have.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Once again how would giving that thought credince help me in life?
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: Are any of us preceptive enough to even know if we were?
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: Yes.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Yes.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: Not really.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Yes.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Yes.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: Depends on the dog.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: I know it exists.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: Well just give me some worn shoes and a can of Pam and you bet.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: I can't imagine her caring too much.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Pizza
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: No
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Yes
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: Those damn, "The reason you haven't played the best video game ever made is because you haven't made it yet."
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: Once, and we will never speak of it again......
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: Queens of the stone age
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEWOW good Eli, I have much sexiness in my name!!! Oye la vae!!!O and my intrests are Film, Cars and Sex. I'm not really complicated man, I just play one on tv.....
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Not really looking for anybody right now. I do enjoy people who have lively personalities, "Don't make me be the lively one 24/7." Thats fair right? lolI enjoy history, reading, traveling, the outdoors, sports, and video games. I'm really big on trying new things. So naturally I enjoy outgoing people.So recap, I'm a funny adventurous kinda guy. Who in turn looks for same.
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One of my favorite pics I found online ever!Queens of the Stone Age
Sound Garden/Audio Slave
Primus
Led Zepplin
Korn
Foreigner
The O'jays
Frank Zappa
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Rolling Stone
Duran Duran
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Brazil, mystery Science Theater 3000 the movie, Shawshank Redemption, Shindler's List(I'm Jewish after all),
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Pam Anderson RoastHouse is a new favorite, Black alder is a long time passion. Otherwise I guess family guy, furturama and the simpsons before Connon O'Brian left the writing staff and it blew. Jericho and Curb your Enthusiasm rocks jacked up monkey bits!!!! In genral I like slap stick and well thought out humor.....
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All things Stephen King! Dark Tower rocks. Orson Wells. Milton. Among others......Hey here is a joke for all you guys.....A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
Is this fantasy or real life though?Fantasy has to be Batman or Spiderman.Real Life, geez not to many of those these days hu?I don't know Ronald Reagen? And his mighty League of Jewish bankers? ^-^Because it bookend the whole profile thats why this pic is here!