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About Me

Im a rocker, a thug betch, a comedian, a chef, a midnight toker, a scrabble freak, a groupie, an ass quaker, a drinker, a smoker, a genius, a lover of run on sentences, a sucker for self centered people, an auntie, an artist, and blah blah blah. "It's sad, but one day our children will have to go to a museum to see what a lady looks like." I have poor circulation and Im a high low maintence type of girl, that means it takes alot of effort to look this average. Im writing a book about myself. I have plans to learn how to break dance and serve Leah.(<---- i have since decided that she will join my crew and we will serve everyone else instead) I like my nephew, hes a weirdo. A good friend once told me to follow my bliss but be prepared for the consequences. I have a tendancy to be quite sarcastic. Some people can take it and others are little bitches. I like to buy new underwear but I hate to buy bathing suits. Board games make my world go round. My cat plays the guitar when Im trying to sleep. Want me to go some where? Two questions... Is it free? Can I smoke there?
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My Blog

Its clear to me now.

Thats a lie. Will it ever be clear to me? I doubt it. But what fun would life be if we saw everything coming? I feel like Im just waiting. Waiting for something to happen. But what? Who? Where? And wh...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:52:00 GMT

I had a dream about you.

I was at the townhouse. Mom, Val and a bunch of my friends were there. It was snowing out side, and it was also night. I hear "beep beep beep" from outside, I go out to investigate and ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Fifteen Years

Fifteen years ago today, I lost the most important person in my life. My father. I have tried to hold on to as many memories as possible. As the years pass, it get increasingly more difficult. People ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Death to my ego.

As fun as it is to be brutally shot down, I am over it.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:35:00 GMT

Fourteen... again...

Mansion party.... Oh you were quite ridiculous weren't you? Who would have thought that 8 people could make one deck and however much booze into one the best times I have had in a while. I will not pr...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:37:00 GMT

Iguana

I was shocked and amazed. Rewind to the night before. Go to North Wilmington, to hang with my buddie Stevey Weevey. We were gonna relax, max it all cool, drinking some beers and shootin some pool. It ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:02:00 GMT

You deserve better

Fuck that and fuck you for saying it. (fuck me because I have said it...) This is a phrase I am fucking sick of hearing. Yes I get it, I am awesome, I am beautiful, I am great I have alot to offe...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Goodbye youth, hello menopause.

I have a grey pubic hair.I know you may think this is a strange thing to announce to the internet, but being unashamed is the only way I can think of dealing with this ticking time bomb that is now my...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:32:00 GMT

I had the weirdest dream

I couldnt find any paper or my book to write it down, so Im Blogging it.I dreamt that Val, Lind-zai, myself and all of the Soprans (childhood neighbors) decided to rob a bank. We all had guns, I kept ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:10:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:36:00 GMT