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Cody

About Me


everytime i read this, i can't help but laugh.

At Five Foot, Eleven Inches tall, I am the world's tallest midget. Guiness Book of World Records has certified me this record as of October 4, 2007.
A wise man by the name of Jose once told me that when a predator is chasing down a kangaroo, and the kangaroo has a baby kangaroo (also referred to as a "Joey") in it's pouch, in a desperate act of survival, the kangaroo will throw it's baby out of it's pouch, so that the predator can prey on it, and the kangaroo can get away. Uhmm..that's kind of how I live my life. So if I backstab you, I'm sorry. Goodbye.
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My Interests

I dunno, I'm kinda lame. I think sporks are cool, so that just tells you how lame I am. But c'mon guys a spoon and a fork in ONE! Just try and top that. I dare you. i co-founded Project Mayhem, the bombest shake you'll have in your life. i like to write. i can make wallets out of duct tape and I once had a huge rubberband ball about the size of a softball, but then i lost it.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to one day reunite with my children. i had to sell them into slavery to pay off my mortgage.
real eyes realize real lies.

Music:

all sorts. chill music is always good. jack johnson is my favorite. matt costa, neil young, john mayer, kirby heyborne, jason mraz, secondhand serenade, josh verdes. i like a ton of bands and rap too. just depends what i'm feeling.

Books:

if you give a mouse a cookie. :]

Heroes:

Anyone who has given me beneficial advice or encouraged me to go after my dreams.
Anyone who had an ambition and worked for that goal to get it accomplished proving everyone who doubted them wrong.
And Anyone who has endured hardships, but have overcome them and turned them into something positive.

My Blog

for my hero

I've seen the rain shower down on your life, And the weight of the world on your shoulders, Yet you still chose to remain strong, and hold your composure, And you didn't just tell me to be strong, yo...
Posted by Cody on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:24:00 PST

life versus time and death

Do not shield your eyes young child, for the world is not fabricated for your convenience. There's nothing basic like you've been told, there's a whole new life ready to unfold. You must earn your spo...
Posted by Cody on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:27:00 PST