Walks on the beach, meaningful conversations, relaxing dinners, arguing with religious fanatics, playing dead when I get surprised, perfecting the art of whining, staring at walls, watching paint dry, heated debates with stuffed animals, dirty deeds (you know!)
Your Mom!
If it has videos in MTV, VH1, and BET, showing booty, then daddy likes!
Any B films cuz they would find any reason to get nekked no matter how inappropriate or how the plot is set up...sweet! Oh and Underworld cuz my womans in it.
Married with children, Family Guy, The A-Team, Xena : Warrior Princess (It does'nt get any better than this folks.), (I would say MacGuyver but I'm scared I'd get stoned to death.), oh and Dark Angel cuz my other woman's in it!
Anything not written for robots, or penned by complete morons.
Those who endure self sacrifice for the sake of others.