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Blue Giraffe Storms Out of Peace Talks

you murdered a puff adder and allowed it to die. i adopted a method of going for soup and biscuits, but of course people dont need strangulation during a winter warmer.this is the only appearence beca...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:07:00 PST

FUCKING BORED

Michael Aspel: Billy developed a rare disease called Berlioz syndrome. The early symptoms resembled a mild form of flu, but soon his brain shrunk to the size of an orange and pus and mucus began to oo...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:19:00 PST

Sex Is the Law

Ladies and gentlemen, uncles and aunts, Cockeyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I come here before you to stand behind you And tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednesday, which is G...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 08:46:00 PST

freelance fishing in a lake of boredom

John the butler walked slowly down the stairs, one of the sixteen rare fruit and veg he was holding fell and bounced over the edge. as it hit a picture frame it changed direction -At the time, it had...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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peerza nettie's dead, he died in an envelope accident. terrible waste. hahahah you loved him like a son, but you know that plaything that embarresed everyone in places he played with it. its burned. n...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your view is as if you are

...A Dish Better Served Coldly Loud And I Like Goils Nettie Angry Inch you all fuck off and die now you hear, goils served cold are not yours but mine.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST