I'd like to meet:
"What uniform can I wear to hide my heavy heart? It is too heavy. It will always show. Jaques felt himself growing gloomy again. He was well aware that to live on earth a man must follow its fashions, and hearts were no longer worn."-Jean Cocteau
"Of all the world's wonders, which is the most wonderful?"
'That no man, though he sees others dying all around him, believes that he himself will die.'-Bhagavad Gita
“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were.
After the second, you see things as they are not.
Finally, you see things as they really are,
which is the most horrible thing in the world.â€-Oscar Wilde
(On the Effects of Absinthe)
"Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance."-Jean Paul Sartre
"I thought how unpleasant it is to be locked out; and I thought how it is worse, perhaps, to be locked in."-Virginia Woolf
It wasn't me. I wasn't there. I was stone drunk, it isn't clear."-Jenny Lewis
"L.A., I hope you choke!"-Conor Oberst