Pr0nBlag 1.0: I don’t want to give you a blowjob sir... |
Its been a scary few days at my little store! Hi, I'm Mike and this is my blog. I talk about all sorts of things. Spiderbabies. Vomitbabes. But most importantly .... selling Pr0n! So... Stay away chil...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:25:00 PST |
Pr0nBlag 1.0: Technicolor Enima Twister |
Hello! Writing to you from home since they took away my internet privileges at work, its Mike! Your not-bi-curious porn store clerk, at your service! But remember... This is for adults! So e-mail me a...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:20:00 PST |
Night of the Living Dead: 40 Years! DVD Review |
Woah! Ok, the transfer was beautiful. I'd seen the 30th edition and was pleased as punch with the crisp picture and the depth of contrast that somehow managed not to wash out the film. However the new...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:56:00 PST |
Pr0nblag 1.0: National Geographic Sexplorer? |
Hello! Your grumpy neighborhood (and possibly drunk?) clerk Mike at your service! My job is to sell adult films and novelties to consenting (albiet creepy) adults. This has been Hell Week for me. But ...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:58:00 PST |
OPEN LETTER TO ALL HORROR FANS: |
OPEN LETTER TO ALL HORROR FANS: WE NEED TO START A VIRAL CAMPAIGN TO GET THIS MOVIE A WIDER RELEASE!!! A very reliable SOURCE from within Lionsgate has told me that the decision to dump Midnight Meat ...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:19:00 PST |
pr0nblag 1.0: The Letter of DOOM |
Hi! I'm your not-so-friendly-after-a-7-day-work-week-and-14-hour-shifts-b
etween-two-jobs neighborhood porn clerk, Mike! Your personal guide to the ins and outs of what its like BEHIND the counter! I d...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:07:00 PST |
Pr0nBlag 1.0: Ninjas, Gimps and Porn, Oh My! |
My name is Ash. And I am a slave. Wait. Rewind... Hi! I'm Mike. Your friendly neighborhood adult video clerk! Won't you be my neighbor? Well, Megan's law requires me to disclose the following: This bl...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:24:00 PST |
Pr0nBlag 1.0 |
Hi! My name is Mike. I am a porn store clerk. I'm at work right now... but be warned! This is an ADULT blog! So I have to card you if I see your I.P. looks young (or you 're using I.E. still when fire...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:49:00 PST |
Pr0nBlag 1.0: HOGBLAG!! |
Hello there! I'm Mike. This is my Blag about the life and times of your (not so average) pr0nStore Clerk. I have a lot of ground to cover and no time to waste, so before we all get started my lawyer h...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:00 PST |
Pr0nblag 1.0: In The Back Door! |
Hello! In case you forgot. I'm Mike! I'm a clerk at a porn store. I've got lots to tell you today, including the reason I decided to trade the glitter and glam of my big fancy home in South Jersey for...
Posted by ninetwelve - pr0nBlag V1.0 on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:03:00 PST |
