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Baker

BAKER THE SHA SHA SHA SHAKER MAKER

About Me

I am part of a cult known as the Garbage Can Clan....say that 5 times fast. I have a boyfriend named Chuck, a cat named Cleo, a small apartment without a couch, and a BAD ATTITUDE! I love all of the above. I am a part-time vegan at planned parenthood..(you can draw your own conclusions.) I enjoy large hats and the color lime green. As for unicorns....I can take them or leave them. But I really enjoy sticking it to the man!

My Interests

breathing, music, painting, pranking, porking, singing, sleeping, dreaming, experimenting, hiking, eating indian or mexican food, gymnastics, dancing,drinking, dreadlocks, cats, the environment, Parliament Lights, cheap champange, long car rides for no reason, cliff jumping...you know the usual

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp, & Les Claypool.....I'd like to sleep with two of the above.

Music:

Grateful Dead, Jerry Band, Primus, Claypool in general...*LES IS MORE*, Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, 311, Blind Melon, Deep Bananna Blackout, Rusted Root, James Brown, Al Green, Allman Brothers, Susan Tedeschi, John Browns Body, Buju Banton, Sound Tribe Sector 9, Disco Biscuts, Dr. Dre, Biggie, Snoop, and some crappy rap... Lil' John!

Movies:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Alice in Wonderland, Amalie, the list goes on....I love pirates

Television:

Sex in the City, Curb Your Enthusiam, Six feet Under....although I no longer have HBO, but thats a sensitive subject

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, Steven King books...I actually cant read...this is all a lie

Heroes:

Genine Garofalo...oh and Chuck because they are the two most agro people to have ever existed.