On behalf of my viking ancestors, i would like to extend my sincere apologies to the British people.
Let me explain...Century after century, we robbed and ran with your most precius possetions, herein also counting your women. Yes.
We took and ran with your birds. We forced them abord our ships, and sailed off back to the shores of the north.
Then we married them. – wether they made decent wifes, this story can not tell.
But look at our countrys current size, it is my best guess that at some point, we stopped thinking about war, and instead, simply began chasing tail...Back to the appology though.One after one, the most beautifull British female specciments where removed from the green island, and sailed away, untill all that was left was the rank smell of villages packed with naked men, and their mothers.I shall not suspect further details is required.On one hand this horrible crime, comitted over so many years, deprived the British man of his sexual urges, and left him to wallow in self pitty and pints –On the other hand Britain, pushed by the very same forces that drove the vikings, discovered half the world, and created an unequalled empire, where The british man, could however he wanted whereever he wanted, - wallow in self pitty and pints.This is not a tragic outcome by any means.
Not for the danes anyway...We are sorry.
Thank you.
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