Dan

I was in the army for six years learning how to answer all questions with affirmative or negative where i excelled until my chronic case of trench face. After my recovery i became addicted to steroids n weight lifting but still managed to find time to develop a fetish for ping pong balls. Cough syrup n steroids make for a harsh come down and the madness i endured was pivotal in my becoming a salvo with posters of harold bishop n tubas all over my bedroom wall. I served god for many years until i was asked to star in a raunchy porno film involving ping pong balls. This was my big chance to escape the slums but a fast life in hollywood saw me back on the steroids, only this time cocktails of champagne and bass replaced the cough syrup. Rocky lows and expensive highs had me worshipping any kind of deity and posters of harold were soon replaced with magazine cut outs of reckless karl kennedy. I thought i was happy. I had it all! But when the ping pong balls became bowling balls i should've known.... The best layouts Spacetweak.com