lets start off by saying that we are the most down to earth, funniest people in the world. We love each other and u could clearly see that by the fact that we decided to open a myspace together. U most always will see us togther cracking up on someone...or laughing. We always laughing cause like we love to joke on people.Some of our most memorable jokes include: (there are so much more tho)"what time u got?"
"Cover ur V*****,"
"Why is he talking to us?"
"Don't be shy"
"U lonely"
"Whats up church?"
"Do not mess with me church"
"U cute...but u alittle chinese"
"Lets pick a random number...Peyton...what did u say ur favorite number was?"
"Midnight ....."
"U kno, U kno"
"What did u get on ur SAT's?....i made a mistake"
"IMMMMMMM FATTTT?"
" Excuse ur reach...ok NYU is excused"
"Tang Tang?"
"DIE"
"Ur not fat...u just look like M****...dag"
"I hate Caus..they get on my nerves"
"Shake it like its hot"
"Michael Jackson and Ruben Stutter"
"Is E cute..... NOOOOOOO"
"Loser"
"Gay people gotta stick together"
"He comes in with red hair on his lips"
"Don't look at me just because ur thin is the color of my pants"
" I love u Mor"
"Everyone in this row is fat"
"Grow"
"Free lunches at China fun"
"U dont know me"
"Im half latino...just because my friends are wh***, dont mean nothing"
"Hi Ms. Browning"
"U look like a gabbage-patch kid"
"Im not a lesbo..i just really like girls"
"If flava flav had kids..they would look like Andy"
"Strange love"
"He iss soooo poor"
"He asked the lunchroom staff if he could borrow their luggage..thats why its right behind you"
"Drop down and get your eagle on girl"
"We are going to have a review session...bring ur notes...drinks...beer..i mean...ur hw with you"
"U look just like Marcilla Rod"
"Lizard looks just like you"
"Whats up Harriet?"
"Im going to be interning at 3 guys with me and my mom in the back making black and white milkshakes"
"COOL"
" Wax ur freaaking eyebrows"
"Scrub ur neck"
"Shrink ur nose"
"Fix ur birdsnest"
"I'm so hunggry right now...I could eat Vanessa"
"I luv you like Vanessa like cake"
" U are her"
"I prefer life over death"
"First step...when u come back from the ground"
"Her lips are red....second step"
"Why did u engrave ur ipod?,...oh right...so they can recognize it...under all that mud"
"Christina...that was such a loserish thing to do...not even the bumbs on the street do it"
"Me and some girlfriends...we went shopping