hello, i am vu and things i enjoy include:
-laughing at other people's misfortune
-urinating on doors, cars, neighbour's front lawn, fish tanks, dogs, cats, people, adam.....
-getting fat
-resting my mind while closing my eyes
-winning arguments
-taking a big crap in a nice, clean, odourless toilet
-racially insulting adam
-downloading porn
-having short hair
-politically incorrect jokes
-comparing my penis to other dudes' at public toilets
-stealing cds off people so i don't have to download my own songs
-sexually harassing my sister HAAA KIDDING
of course there are things i hate too:
-adam, taht is all
