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christopher

so hungry I could eat cancer

About Me

i'll make birdseed out of your face

My Interests

recording telephone calls, road maps, marijuana, megaphones, music equipment, and a sub sandwich.

I'd like to meet:

unemployed black astronauts

Music:

cherubs. hurl. ladyfinger. breadwinner. big'n. karp. don caballero. rodan. glifted. johnboy. unwound. polvo. u.s maple. godheadsilo. lynx. hum. steve reich. new brutalism.

Movies:

memorial day: 2000, Cop and a 1/2.

Television:

upright citizens brigade. arrested development. mr. show. dexter.

Books:

rum diary

Heroes:

the super nintendo

My Blog

Honda Accord

who likes to replace ball joints?
Posted by christopher on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:55:00 PST

syd barrett (1946-2006)

This weekend means lsd consumption. check out the artical below for news on his death. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2265034,00.html...
Posted by christopher on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:28:00 PST

a phone

new phone, new number. First take the first 6 digits of the old phone number and foget about them, then simply add 410-608. easy as pi. so call it this weekend.
Posted by christopher on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:25:00 PST

a broken phone

well the lcd screen on this cellular telephone which just passed it's warranty has busted. So I have zero access to my phonebook or txt shit or anything visible, you can on the otherhand call me, but ...
Posted by christopher on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:09:00 PST

new car

1989 Honda Accord1996 Dodge Neon  (now located in south africa) 
Posted by christopher on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

R.I.P Joe's Record Paradise

about a month ago stephanie and I noticed a huge sale going on at joes and were planning on stopping in to feed on the 50% discount on EVERYTHING. Nothing about liquidation or closing or nothing. ...
Posted by christopher on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

streetcar named undesire

I was having these insurance problems which I just fixed, I thought my car insurance was gone, dust, boom, outta here. One simple phone call to Mary of the C.A.C and minutes later I was back to n...
Posted by christopher on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:09:00 PST

In loving memory of Young China

i was walking to in the bel air plaza to buy filters when i noticed that young china was closed for business. it was a very depressing moment. i'm assuming it's due to all the re-modeling that is goin...
Posted by christopher on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST

infested with sonic goodness vol.2

The adventure in Hickory was dangerous, there were fleets of snakes chasing the car. We ran a majority of them over and their blood was splattering against the trees and dead corn stalks. These snakes...
Posted by christopher on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:48:00 PST

infested with sonic goodness vol. 1

The belt on the neon began this adventure, by breaking. I escaped from work to jolt my car over to the Mr. Tire across the street. It's still there now. But anyway, I walked to a friends and then was ...
Posted by christopher on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:43:00 PST