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OH SNAP GRANDMA

About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: cory
Birthday: 7/28/86
Birthplace: willy
Current Location: willy
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: brown
Right Handed or Left Handed: both, thats right....
Your Heritage: chef?
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: skirts
Your Fears: me turning in to a hotdog and seeing a fat man
Your Perfect Pizza: def not one with broken glass on it..yuck i hate glass
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kick more ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the, time, i cant....zzzzzzzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: id say my aids
Your Bedtime: when i close my eyes (blinking included)
Your Most Missed Memory: not having responsibilitys, whats that?
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: i think they date now
Single or Group Dates: fuck books
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: fatty
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yuck... i HATE glass
Do you Swear: uh.. FUCKING RIGHT I FUCKING DO... DAMN SHIT PISS ASSHOLING BITCH
Do you Sing: i did once
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: whats that?
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: fucking right
Do you get Motion Sickness: i bet i do
Do you think you are Attractive: my mom says i am
Are you a Health Freak: yeah... naw i just lied
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, but only when they hit me
Do you like Thunderstorms: i herd they arnt good for you. so i try to stay away
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, but you didnt ask what kind
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i think so
In the past month have you Smoked: i told you before, I HATE GLASS!. gosh damn
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i bet i have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i bet i did
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i bet i would
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreos i hate them. either be black or white
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i thought it said in the past month have you ever eaten a slut. my answer is yes, no you figure out what question im answering
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no im to fat to skinny dip
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fucking right
Ever been Drunk: im not drunk now....
Ever been called a Tease: no but ive been drunk before
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: didnt i answer this one?
How do you want to Die: in a coffin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bitch im grown
What country would you most like to Visit: usa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not red, yuck
Favourite Hair Color: is that how you spell favorite, i didnt think so
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 3 to 4 inches, wait this isnt about my penis?
Weight: 354678 lbs
Best Clothing Style: g-unit
Number of Drugs I have taken: now?
Number of CDs I own: atleast 1 or 50
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: murdering that innocent lady
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CORY
Cis forComplex
Ois forOpenhearted
Ris forRomantic
Yis forYummy What Does Your Name Mean?

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ANYONE GAY, OR NOT GAY, YOU DECIDE WHAT YOU ARE, BUT NO FATTIES!

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