Hard to swallow |
Enough Rope had just finished and I was peckish. Lucky for me, I had a spare Kransky in the fridge. The prospect of it gently tucked into a slice of white bread, coated in a precision-placed line of...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:39:00 GMT |
Philosophical conundrum 364 |
What do noses smell like?
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:06:00 GMT |
An ode to Seafood Highlighter |
Oh Seafood HighlighterI love you soYou're not actually crab meatAnd this I knowSo why Seafood HighlighterDo you taste so damn good?I dig your fluro orangeAnd enjoy you more than I shouldOh Seafood Hig...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
Oh Nibbles' Doldrums, let me be! |
It had just past 3:00am this morning. I was mid dream, standing in a paddock with a Kym Gyngell clad in a suede green blazer, and tens of others in a line dance formation. Kym was teaching us all ho...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:09:00 GMT |
A rose by any other garment. Particularly a beanie. |
"You are not your fucking khakis" Tyler Durden once asserted. Not that I owned a pair or that anyone calls cargo pants "khakis" here, but I expended all my intellectual might and leaped the colloquia...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:26:00 GMT |
On the art of war, human rights and partying. |
I rolled out of bed this morning and headed toward the shower. As usual for this time of morning, random lyrics from my jukebox brain began to flow. Today, accompanying me on my walk, were the energ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:11:00 GMT |
Descartes walks into a bar. |
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared. Of course, I'd been in the toilet breaking the seal when he appeared, and ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
A kangaroo walks into the bar. |
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender says "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here." The kangaroo replied "At $10 a pint, I'm not surprised." What ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
A man walks into the bar. |
A man walked into a bar and said "ouch". To be expected really, as it would have hurt, and not that unusual an occurrence either I'll have you know. I happened to be in the pub across the road when I ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:55:00 GMT |
