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Yaz The Spazz Quite likes Jazz!

Fuck off Foxy! You daft cunt

About Me


DON'T ADD ME WITH YOUR SHITTY BAND! YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT!
MYSPACE WON'T HELP YOU. FUCK OFF!.... PLEASE =)
PLEASE DO ADD ME AND SAY HELLO :) UNLESS YOU ARE A CUNT. IN WHICH CASE YOU CAN FUCK OFF TO.


Hi, Im Yaz, I'm originaly from Ashington Northumberland(pretty close to Newcastle) but now living in Middlesbrough.
Student at Teesside University and work also as football steward for Middlesbrough during the season(blatently just to watch the matches)... Oh and I'm class! :)
I am better than you, and I Probably won't like you.
I am currently addicted to Myspace, and I have no idea why. It's pretty crap really. Most of my spare mornings afternoons and evenings are spent LOLing about on here or MSN. Even 50% of my time in uni is currently being spent with myspace in the background. If anybody knows how to cure this please tell me..
I am really quite a confused young gentleman. I am always baffled with day to day questions like "Should I have scrambled egg or mushrooms on my 5* breakfast?"

Look at me im class


Being part of the "myspace generation" I usually like to take photos of myself from above and slightly looking away from the camera. However here is a selection of photos where I have actually decided to look at the camera.
Ouu a Duck-Man....

I met Jesus once, canny nice guy like...


Yum...........
Bring back Bobby, Fat Freddy(cunt)!

James blunt - What a cunt.


I fucking hate James Blunt. Some fat bint even had the cheek to say that I looked like him.... Stupid Slapper.

Ronaldo


I also hate Christiano Ronaldo... He is a cunt to. Shouldn't he be in jail? Fucking Bum Warrior.
UPDATE : Even after all the stick this guy has come under after the world cup, it has not made me hate him anymore than I already did. This is because I alreay hated the guy 100% anyway.
And last but not least...

I HATE YOU!


Yay for boxing kittens!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

He-Man, Batman or Neil Buchanan. I love He-Man more than sex.

Stoo is Blatently a hero of us all...

Neil Buchanan my true hero
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Music:

The Beatles, The White Stripes, Muse, Radiohead, Hendrix The Who, Bob Dylan, Jet, Led Zeppelin, Blur, Bloc Party, Oasis, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Blondie, Frank Sinatra, Coldplay,The Sex Pistols, Clapton, Razorlight,AC/DC, NBA, Whitesnake, Dire Straits, The Foo Fighters, Arctic Monkeys, Overall : This Week :Most Recent

Movies:

Star Wars, Pulp Fiction - Singing In the Rain, Casablanca, Saved by the Bell - Wedding in Las Vegas, The Care Bears Movie, The Transformers: The Movie, 101 Dalmatians , The Mighty Ducks!, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure , SuperTed Movie, He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword..

Television:

Art Attack, Simpsons, Scrubs, Futurama, Lost, Family Guy, Chuckle Vision, Arthur

Books:

Anything written by Douglas Adams....

Heroes:

He-Man, Batman, Wolverine, Super Ted, SpiderMan, Neil Buchanan, Super Man, Ghost Rider, Mr Incredible..
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My Blog

We are more sophisticated than you

G and Ts and a game of Rummy Me Roger Dan Dan's hand The fat bouncer decided to stop our fun and told us to put the cards away.... Anywayyy ... have fun Yazamatazxx...
Posted by Yaz The Spazz Quite likes Jazz on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST

Light Sabers!!!

WEEEE
Posted by Yaz The Spazz Quite likes Jazz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Beach!....

What would you expect from a beach? The Sea? Sand? Big fuck off chemical factory? Well Redcar has all three, It's really a beach to make leonardo dicaprio (prick) worrie...
Posted by Yaz The Spazz Quite likes Jazz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST