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Nicholas

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

About Me

No, seriously...you go first......me? Okay. Well, gee I'm so nervous now, I'm a freelance writer who spends his time writing book reviews and fine-tuning my will-it-ever-be-done first novel. I just landed a sweet new job at a government communications firm where, fingers crossed, I'll spend my time looking pretty and saying funny words such as "palooka" and "wimbly-nimbly." In my free time, when I'm not separating green Skittles from the bag, I like to work out, play basketball, and do simple things like solve complex algorithems using my ex-girlfriend's fingers. Oh, and I like your shoes.

My Interests

Reading, writing, basketball, Texas Hold-Em, snowboarding, the smell of insect repellent (don't judge me, Candy Pants), Sinatra, blues music, my ex-girlfriend Norah Jones, and anything that rhymes.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with an appetite for adventure, loves to travel, always smiling. So yeah, pretty much Ms. Pac-Man.

Music:

Blues, classic rock, motown oldies, the sound of a soft April rain tickling the belly of a fallen tree. Zoinks!

Movies:

My Left Foot, Office Space, Van Wilder, Awakenings

Television:

National Geographic....but only when they show those African ladies with giraffe-like necks.

Books:

I keep hearing about these things. Are they dem thingies with pages in em? Is Playboy considered a book? Of the most recent books I's read/reviewed, I liked: Sleepwalking Land, by Mia Cuoto, The Time In Between, by David Bergin, and a few others I can't remember. Too much pressure!

Heroes:

You.