kurt vonnegut - yeah, I'm only interested in one thing in the entire world.
if you vaguely know me, i'll probably be your friend, just so i can stalk you later. by the way, when i say stalk, i mean read your blog and research you and your friends, hunting for dirt. i would say hot girls, because i'm male and all, but this website's been bombarding me with bullshit ads, so now random hot girls are my enemy. oh and apparently, i'm seeing someone, so i should try and put on a facade that i don't need to meet girls now.
snooty bands
i like to pretend i watch really arty movies, but usually end up watching bottom feeder flicks
the only place to watch tv is with gays
entertainment weekly
muhammed ali aka cassius clay, correct me if his name is spelled different, i fucking dare you!