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Clairity

I have been alienating people since I was 3.

About Me

I'm the mother flippin'.

My Interests

Aprons, Jagger's lips, your mom and laser-guided socks.

These are my interests.

And these are my pets:

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This is my other pet:

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

In addition to the Stones, I enjoy:Tom Petty Tori Amos The Pixies The Smiths The Greatful Dead The Band Your mom Ray Charles Led Zeppelin Bob Dylan Pink Floyd Fleetwood Mac BNL Joni Mitchel CSNY Neil Young Toto :) CCR My Morning Jacket Wilco Sneaker Pimps Massive Attack Matisyahu Perfect Circle Toolecc...I would like to hear more of:The Jesus and Mary Chain Zero Assoluto I'm sure there are others

Movies:

I identify with Jack Black's character in "High Fidelity"... "Do we look like the kind of place that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"??? GO TO THE MALL!!"

Television:

Flight of the Conchords is pure, unadulterated sex.

Books:

I like them.

Heroes:

My Grandfather.

My Blog

birthday coming soon. :)

I want the parentals to get me a wii. I feel very childish asking for a game console, but I want it. There were other things I wanted... what were they?  I know I want a man's watch. A pair of br...
Posted by Clairity on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

My mind

Your Brain Usage Profile:Auditory : 42%Visual : 57%Left : 55%Right : 44% Claire, you are somewhat left-hemisphere dominant and show a preference for visual learning, although not extreme in either cha...
Posted by Clairity on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST

what i want.

These are things that I want. For Christmas, for no reason, from other people, from myself... etc.1. Blue or red kitchenaid mixer.2. Set of mixing bowls3. new set of liquid and dry measuring equitment...
Posted by Clairity on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

The financial aid office

can go straight to fucking hell.
Posted by Clairity on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST

An epic tale of my 21st. (part 2)

Alright, where was I? Ah yes, Sean and I had gone back to sleep. We awoke, showered, dressed, etc., and went to OCHO'S BABY SHOWER EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!! It was fun. There were these little cupcake things....
Posted by Clairity on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

An epic tale of my 21st. (part 1)

Where to begin? Well, I suppose we will beging at the beginning. Starting with midnight in the garden of good and evil... actually it was my car. Alan, Jessie, Sean and I were headed for Ybor City... ...
Posted by Clairity on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST

You have to wonder...

Whether or not David Bowie felt stupid dancing around with Muppets. I personally wouldn't. I love Muppets. In fact, I do a mean "Muppet Dance."
Posted by Clairity on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

Birthday wish list!

1. Since it IS my 21st, I would like some alchohol. Be creative. As far as beer goes, I like Newcastle, Guiness, and Fat Tire. I like wine, white and red. I like chocolate in my alcohol. So good. But ...
Posted by Clairity on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST

I'm a sinner.

WRATH:1) Who did u last get angry with?Rebecca2)What is your weapon of choice?My sharp teeth and even sharper intellect.3)Would u hit a member of the opposite sex?Yep. In the balls.4)How about the sam...
Posted by Clairity on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

Very interesting...

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Posted by Clairity on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST