u kno ur from jersey when..... |
You Know You're from New Jersey When... ...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST |
back in the day |
Close your eyes...And go back...Before the Internet or the MACBefore semi automatics and crackBefore SEGA or Super Nintendo...Way back...I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.Red light, Green ligh...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST |
abortion |
!st month Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound ofyour voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of yourheart beat is my favorite lulla...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST |
da truth |
Too Busy for a Friend....
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to t...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST |
W-H-I-T-E Girls |
White Girls..
You Kno, Its Funny To Watch Somebody Pretend To Be Suttin They're Not And To Be Jealous And Envious Of Everything You Have No Matter What. White Bitches Is Really In A Category Of ...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:44:00 PST |
HoW SeX StArTs |
how sex starts!!...a hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 makeout...a makeout leads 2 finger...a finger leads to a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a .........So...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST |
if u must no |
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?:hell yes all the time2. Slept in a different bed?:yes3. Made out in a movie theatre?:yes4. Made out in the forest?no 5. Thought your cousin was hot?:hell no 7. Sle...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST |
cutest lil love note ever |
One night a guy & a girl weredriving home from the movies. Theboy sensed there wassomething wrong because of the painfulsilence they shared between themthat night. The girl then asked the boy to p...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST |
"That's Fucked up how can guyz do that" |
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"Girl: "Can we do what?"Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"Girl: "Um.....no."Guy: "Why?"Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:19:00 PST |
sex and makeout |
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES T0 REP0ST THIS.IF Y0U D0NT U WiLL BE SINGLE UNTIL Y0UR 45.N0 J0KE. PUT:TONGUE (IF Y0UR TAKEN)MAKEOUT (IF Y0U WANT S0ME0NE YOU CANT HAVE)SEX (IF Y0UR SINGLE)KISS IN THE RAIN (IF Y0UR...
Posted by ~*~LiL OnE~*~ on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:29:00 PST |
