THE LIQUOR AND WHORES PROJECT

About Me

You Can Also Find Us On....Facebook - Our Band Page
Hoooka - Yeah We Like Hoooka's Too
Or At Your Mother's House - Hey Therrrre!!!
What The Fuck Is This All About Anyway? Stay tuned for "The Liquor And Whores Project" coming your way soon. A collection of hot and nasty tracks from some of the filthiest, low down, theiving alcoholics in the game. We've been waiting outside of the courthouse for a month straight to see who got bail, just so we could round up enough sick twisted fucks to make a classic record with no holds barred.... only problem was, there isn't a judge on this planet that would let these losers back into society, leaving us with no choice but to break them out our damn selves. So lock up your daughters and liquor cabinets, 'cuz these degenerates will stop at nothing to get into both.

CHECK US OUT ON YOUTUBE!

Turns Out You Can't... Those Cocksuckers Kicked Us Off
But We're Still On Myspace Video... That's Right Fuckers..You Missed A Spot...Fuckin' Goofs (That's Right... Goofs ... As In Exactly What You Thought We Meant By It)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/11/2006
Band Website: What you think we got money for that shit?

"What you think we got money for that shit?
Band Members:

Name: Johnny Stash AKA The Fridge AKA Juice Bigelow
Location: Your Mothers House
Catch Phrase: "Hey bitch, what’s your number?"
The type to turn a dime into a nickle, Johnny Stash knows no shame, and the morning after, he won’t even know your name. This repeat felon’s had ’em all, don’t matter if they’re fat, skinny, short or tall. no ass is too low class for The Stash!
Long walks on the beach with that special somebody? Fuck that! It’s a case of beer in the park with the local dirty for this piece of shit.

Name: Frankie Fowlmowt AKA "The Rage"
Location: Angerville
Catch Phrase: "Go fuck ya’self

Name: Scott Baio Is...45 & Single AKA The One Inch Punch Master
Location: Macedonia
Catch Phrase: "Don’t fuck around...I’ll one inch punch the shit out of you!!"

Name: Rocky Staypuff
Location: Unknown
Catch Phrase: "Hey lil’ girl... want some candy?"

Influences:And lots of it!
Sounds Like:
That racket your daddy would slap you for if he ever caught you listenin'

Record Label: Unsigned

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Suck My Balls

That's right, suck 'em.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:12:00 GMT