I live the pixel life.
"Pixel is as pixel does." ©
My friends might say I get around for someone who is confined to two dimensions, but I like to think of myself as just lucky. I know I have lived a long life but time is not a relatable concept for me, in fact the reliability of my birthday is somewhat lessened knowing that is was only established based on mathematical dithering calculations that incorporate more abstract knowledge than I have. Truthfully how I am able to post this nonsense is even beyond me. My friends tell me that it is to do with some sort of electronic displacement, or some such, but I only want to share my pixely disposition.
"I feel pixelrific and ready for a bright new pixely day"