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Br00t4l Ben

Be Doh Bo Beep Bop Bop! :)

About Me


I'm the kind of guy that will stand in a group of people talking and not say a single word.
Until you fuck up. Then I'll correct you.
I like to prove people wrong. It's orgasmic.
I sing in my car. A lot.
I work. That's about it.
Chances are... my job is better than yours.
I read sprite based web comics. 8-Bit Theatre♥
I play video games. A lot.
Christine. Nuff said. ♥
This is my brother's band, King's Field. Click here.
I have a man-crush on David Hasselhoff.
I hate sleep. I could live without it if it was possible.
I adore italian food.
I don't like to talk about myself, I already know I'm boring. =
I'm cocky. It's great. =]
It's likely I don't like your musical tastes.
Then again, I think Nevermore is the greatest things since sex, so what do I know, right? ;]
My music is NOT scary. It's just different.
"I have dreams of hammering your skull. I fantasize of bashing in your brains."
Okay... maybe it is a little scary. But I like it.
I like to talk about Politics and Religion, even though I may not know much about either.
Learning is Power!
Transformers is better than you. Deal with it.
Gangstuhhh? I know.
Y! Messenger name: ben_is_neat
Send me an IM before trying to add me.

My Interests

Playing basketball
Sex
Poker
Chatting
Hanging out with friends
Video games
Wondering why sex came after playing basketball
Music
Watching Movies
Drinking
Mocking others for being different.
Conforming♥

I'd like to meet:

You, my sweet. =)

Ben, you're perfect.

Music:


Agolloch
Agents of Man
Akercocke
Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth
Amorphis
Angra
Apocalyptica
Back From Ashes
Bad Religion
Black Flag
The Black Mages
Black Sabbath
Blind Guardian
Bobaflex
Bon Jovi
Breaking Benjamin
Bush
The Caesars
Candlebox
Candlemass
Cathedrial
Celtic Frost
Children of Bodom
Control Denied
Corrosion of Conformity
Cynic
Daath
Dark Trainquility
David Hasselhoff♥
Death
Deathstars
Demons and Wizards
Down
Dream Theater
Dry Kill Logic
Edguy
Enslaved
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Evergrey
Exodus
Faith No More
Fate's Warning
Fear Factory
Flyleaf
The Fucking Champs
The Gathering
Gwar
Helmet
Hypocrisy
Iced Earth
In Flames
Into Eternity
Iron Maiden
Johnny Cash
Kaiser Chiefs
Kamelot
Katatonia
King's X
Kyuss
Lacrimas Profudere
Lacuna Coil
Led Zeppelin
Life of Agony
Liquid Tension Experiment
Lullacry
Machine Head
Mad Season
The Mars Volta
Masterplan
Mastodon
Megadeth
Meshuggah
Moonspell
My Ruin
Nevermore
Nightwish
Of The Son
Pain of Salvation
Pantera
Pink Floyd
Poisonblack
Porcupine Tree
Primus
Prong
The Protomen
Queens of the Stone Age
Queensryche
Ra
Rebirth
The Rolling Stones
Rush
The Sanctuary
Scar Symmetry
Screaming Trees
Sentenced
Shadow Gallery
Skid Row
Skyfire
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Soilwork
Sonata Arctica
Soundgarden
Spiritual Beggars
Spock's Beard
Stabbing Westward
Stephen Lynch
Symphony X
Testament
The Toadies
Tom Jones
Tool
The Transformers Soundtrack
Tristania
Trivium
Type O Negative
Video Game Music
Within Temptation
Zeromancer

Movies:


Napolean Dynomite
Army of Darkness
Fight Club
Seven
Resevoir Dogs
Transformers: The Movie
The Matrix Trilogy
Dogma
Super Troopers
Underworld
Underworld Evolution
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
The Phantom of the Opera
Akira
LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
LOTR: The Two Towers
LOTR: Return of the King
The Transporter
The Transporter 2
The Breakfast Club
Better Off Dead
Saw
Vanilla Sky
300
Goldeneye
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Mission Impossible 3
The Hudsucker Proxy
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Spaceballs

Television:


Heroes
Poker
Attack of the Show
X-Play
Scrubs
The Office
My Name Is Earl
Family Guy
Agua Teen Hunger Force
That 70s Show
The Simpsons
Sealab 2021
The OLD Transformers cartoon
Mad TV
Ninja Warrior

Heroes:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

More lame dreams.

So, last night, again I dreamed.  This one was strange too.  I hope this isn't a trend because I really don't like writing this all out, but I feel these dreams are so strange that they must...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Another Dream. :]

So, last night, I was sleeping, as most people do at night and I had this strange dream which I will now go into...now. I'm at home, but this isn't really my home, just for the dream.  Christine ...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

Inside My Own Crystal Mountain...

So, last night I had the strangest dream.  I dreamed I was at the last performance put on by the band Death.  I was like two or three rows back. (There were seats for some odd reason)  ...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

Nov. 9th Festivities

Last night was great.First off it was Ray's birthday so that made the whole night that much more fun.Ray, Nigel and I went to Old Chicago's first and got a free Pepperoni Pizza for his birthday. ...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:00:00 PST

To the one person who will never see this.

Feel free to question meLet out the hate you feelBlame all your doubts on meAnd your caving realityI will not judge, I cannot judgeSo feel free to question meI would hold you when you're sleepingI wou...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Fate...

Isn't life weird?   I mean, the way things go down, how things happen, timing of events.  People come and people go.  Yet, for one reason or another they have some impact on your l...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:02:00 PST

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS!!! YOU WILL BE TRAUMITIZED

These are the most perverse, twisted, sexual acts I could think of.  So unless you have a strong stomach DO NOT CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Otherwise enjoy!!!   Cleveland Steamer...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gerbils....the real threat to gay men!!!

This is an actual article from the Los Angeles Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey What Is That!?!?!?!?!?!

Gah, I guess I should put something in here for some reason...Since you people are too lazy to look at my profile information!!! Whoa I just looked at those smiley's and they are retarded!!!  Any...
Posted by Br00t4l Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST