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NIGGAZ AND BITCHES CANT GET SHIT FROM ME.....I CANT SEE THEM.....IM GETTIN THAT RETIREMENT MONEY!!!!

About Me

all u need to know is im the barry white of this shit!!! im cool as a muhfucker u love me u already!!!Im here by way of Liberty, uuum big shouts to all my surrounding families that got me my l-town fam ( BIG HUGGZ, CANON, BIRDMAN J.R, HIM, WORM, BIG TROX, TP, G-BABY, TYSON'S, TERREL, NUTT, NISHA, MOMO, ERYBODY IN THE L), MY SCUFFLE FAMILY ( LOS, CREAM, YEE, NATALIE, EM, MASE, ART, WHAT UP) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY BIRTHPLACE MY HOME THE SUER/KINGHILL FAM( DREK, NEESE, ICE MY BROTHER SAME BLOODLINE DIFF MOTHER REAL TALK, CRACK, DB, IKE, DELVIN, AARON, CHRISTINA, CC, WHAT UP TO THAT BOI BRYAN, PIG I C ALL YALL MAN YA DIG!!!!!!!1.contactTable .whitetext12{dis
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason J. Headen
Birthday: 12/14/86 ( 80's baby YA DIG!!!!!!!!)
Birthplace: ramseur (king hill) N.C.
Current Location: Greensboro, N.C.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: i slap ass with both hands!!!
Your Heritage: African
The Shoes You Wore Today: carolina sandles (with socks i see you Cam!!!)
Your Weakness: no trust
Your Fears: 50 years from now ill still be browsing myspace !!
Your Perfect Pizza: one with mariah carey on it!!!!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live, vibe, love , and to understand
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats up (we need a change people)
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn my head hurts!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: its been heard im cute wit my Jay Z lips!!!
Your Bedtime: 4:00 am no bullshit to many tv shows to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my mother
Pepsi or Coke: Sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky Dees as i say (i c ya Jacob)!!!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee once in a blue moon
Do you Smoke: they say i do but i wont say YES or NO
Do you Swear: like a muhfucker
Do you Sing: in the shower and to the ladies!!!!
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yea ive dibbled and dabbed in love
Do you want to go to College: no im pretty much prayin to hit the lottery!!!
Do you want to get Married: yea w/o the cerimony meet me at the courthouse
Do you belive in yourself: yea but do you?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: for a fat kid HELL YEA!!! im fuckin tyson beckford
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: when were speakin or not
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea real sexy and tiring
Do you play an Instrument: yea im the man on the x box controller
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea but they cant take my liscence forever!!!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: according to quinn alston but he lies alot!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes i was addicted to scratchoffs i admit it!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea im still broke!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but next month its a date!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope cant dump me if i dont ask u out hahaha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah im not skinny that rules me out!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no i dont have that seductive power
Ever been Beaten up: 1st grade and thats it (keepin it real)
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: with mariah Carey and a pound of dro in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grownup
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: i aint picky
Height: anything shorter than me! cant be able to climb u
Weight: any if your fabulous let me know your fabulous!!
Best Clothing Style: lady in the street, freak in the sheetz!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: u dont wanna know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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Music:

REAL HIP HOP ALL DAY, LIL WAYNE,TI&PSC,GORRILAZ,UGK,PAUL WALL,KEM,JEEZY,COOL&DRE,ROSS,TRICK,PITBULL,DRO,BOB MARLEY,ummm NAS,DIPSET,BUSTA RHYMES,PAPOOSE ANY MUSIC REALLY IM VERSATILE!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

to much imma lazy dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: BROWN
Hair Color:: BLACK ( NAPPY TO!!!)
Height:: 6'3
Favorite Color:: UNC BLUE
Screen Name:: ERBEASTCAT79 ( FLY LADIES ONLY)
Favorite Band:: Backyard (REAL MOVEMENT SHIT) what u kno bout it?
Favorite Movie:: WHOS THE MAN?
Favorite Show:: THE WAYANS BROTHERS
Your Car:: NONE SOLD IT
Your Hometown:: RAMSEUR (THE SEUR) NORTH cAROLINA
Your Present Town:: GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA
Your Crushes First Name:: AMANDA
Your Grade:: FINISHED FROM SCUFFLE UNIVERSITY ( holla at me yee!!)
Your Style:: FUNKY COLD MEDINA ( nuff said)
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: NO
Kissed someone in the rain?: yea on a valentines day
Danced in a public place?: yea u aint know big boi got moves
Smiled for no reason?: yea all the time
Laughed so hard you cried?: yea (alex i c ya)
Peed your pants after age 8?: ummm idt so, let me ask my pop
Written a song?: yea many ask iceberg
Sang to someone for no reason?: it was for a reason at ummm prom yea!!!
Performed on a stage?: nope
Talked to someone you don't know?: all the time people love me!!!!
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: no i just talk shit till they fight me ( they never fight me lol)
Made out in a theatre?: yea
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: nope never tried it
Been in love?: oh yea
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: NIKKI
Tell you, I love you?: JACOB ( DONT ASK)
Kiss you?: KELLIE UP THE STREET WE WERE DRUNK (but i love her now lol)
Hug you?: MY COUSIN BRIEENA (MMMM HUGS)
Tell you BYE?: SARABETH (SHES THE BEST)
Write you a note?: SARABETH (IN HIGH SCHOOL WITH NOTHIN ELSE TO DO)
Take your photo?: SHANNON (MY AUNT)
Call your cell phone?: JEREMY ( GOTTA HEAR FROM MY NIGGA)
Buy you something?: ME (I NEED A RICH LADY TO TAKE CARE OF ME)
Go with you to the movies?: NIKKI (SHES A OL SCARDY CAT)
Sing to you?: MARIAH CAREY
Write a poem about you?: IDK
Text message you?: PAM (she also says i smoke but shes a liar like quinn)
Touch you?: goto 40inchplus.com all of those girls on there touched me lol
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: answering that last question
Time you cried?: when my mom died
Movie you watched?: hostile
Joke you told?: that i was tyson beckford
Song you've sang?: weezy F baby over lil brother-(she feel me)
Time you've looked at the clock?: when u asked that i thought something was wrong
Drink you've had?: sprite
Number you've dialed?: maurice well randi's phone
Book you've read?: us weekly YES I SAID us weekly bitch!!!
Food you've eaten?: ham sandwhich
Flavor of gum chewed?: bubble yum
Shoes you've worn?: unc sandles i love these things
Store you've been in?: gas station ( itry to avoid that place)
Thing you've said?: i love the smell of a female and baby your one hell of a female
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: no
Whistle?: nope
Blow a bubble?: yea
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yep YA DIG!!!!
Cross your eyes?: YEA
Touch your tounge to your nose?: NOPE
Dance?: A LIL
Gleek?: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: YEA I DO THAT ALOT
Speak a different language?: A COUPLE WORDS SPANISH AND 2 OR 3 FRENCH
Impersonate someone?: bill cosby, and old people LOVE old people
Prank call people?: used to
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: yea oodles and noodles
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: 2 feet taller id be a star
I wish ...: i could win the lottery and say fuck work!!!
So many people don't know that ...: i might be fat but im good lookin to be`
I am ...: jason headen a.k.a. funky cold medina/biscuit/yo girlfriends boyfriend
My heart is ...: dedicated to makin u guys love me
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