I spend my days perpetrating evil in the form of public relations and marketing for an architecture firm, my nights prolonging the inevitable and my weekends waging a constant war between my social dichotomy. It's all about the balance (and the small things).
This is a commemorative milo I made for World Environment Day. You can see the milo representing dirt and the green milk representing plants. Though my intentions were pure, the psychosomatic affect of drinking green milk was unpleasant.
WITH RELISH:
People who can laugh at themselves (and others)
Laughing (at said people (and myself))
Sandwiches cut into triangles
Intellect and creativity
The Finer Things In Life
Parantheses
Frozen margaritas (preferably with the mexi-bitch)
Guilty pleasures
Languages, especially franglais
Learning and being entertained simultaneously
Bagels and good coffee
Music at most times across most genres
JillTime
Photoshazz/google imaging
Self-indulgence
AFL
Exploring Melbourne
Good conservation and lively debates
People who force me to substantiate my seemingly unsubstantiated claims
Deviations from the norm
REALLY, I'D RATHER NOT:
Insufferable bores
Anything that sucks
When I say something ridiculously wanky and can't keep a straight face (exhibit a: this profile, however it's on a screen so noone can see me laugh)
Doing anything for "the sake of it"
When people tell you they know a secret but won't tell you what it is
Queues/traffic jams and any other form of gratuitous waiting (including crossing Nicholson St in peak hour)
Being pre-empted
Dishonesty
Goodbyes
Being misunderstood
Not having any money
Getting dirty
Crowds, particularly on public transport/lifts
The tyranny of distance
Contentment
Anticlimaxes
