Sgt. Pepper
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Scrubs, Itz always Sunny in PA, & 1970 flicks
It's funny when you're watching one of those Documentary thingers on like the History channel. You know? like the one's where they go looking for fuckin' a giant squid, or that long neck dinosaur in that lake. They like go in with all this crazy ass equipment like sonar and x-ray goggles, tracker darts n shit - but it's not like they ever find anything new, it's just blah blah blah 'the search continues' or 'no monster.... or is there?' - i mean shit, u could have said that from the jump, i wouldn't be glued to the tube expecting to see a real life Irish watersaur. Itz whatever though. I feel bad for the guys fronting the cash to these people. I mean, how do you approach someone with that kind of a pitch? whatever. I jus wanna see some hardcore shit, like they find it and attempt to capture it, but then somecrazy shit happens like one dude gets thrown off the boat and like they have to bust out the reinforced nets and the automatic rifles loaded with tranquilizer rounds, then in the middle of that whole scene you hear voice over of the interview wit one of the guys and he's like "The son of a bitch, actually tore through the steel cable and tried to eat Matt. So I had to think quick," Then it switches back to him popping off like 30 rounds in the monsters head and neck." and then like the animal activists invade the boat and are all like "Hey! That's a crime asshole!" Then dude with the gun turns around and he's like, "West Side motha fuckaz" & sprays em all up. I mean seriously ~ That would be so tite.
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