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Crap Public Schools Association

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About Me


The Association for anyone who attended a crap public school in the UK, or who didn't - but perversely wished they had.

Home also to Swinesend , Britain's first .. public school - childhood home of those who rule.


Further information:

Crap Public Schools Association

The main CPSA website can be found here: www.crappublicschools.org

Swinesend

Samples and further information about Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School are on this site
Ordering Swinesend
Swinesend can be ordered from the following places:
1. All good bookshops - so go and ask for a copy
2. Waterstones
3. Amazon.co.uk
4. Tesco
5. WHSmith
6. And lots of other places too...


Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School

STOP PRESS: Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School has now gone to press and will be in the bookshops on 1st April. Lavishly illustrated by Dan Archer, the pages in the above slideshow are only a small selection from the book. Pre-order your copy from Amazon now and save over 30% off the cover price .


(Layout provided by Mike Industries and amended by CPSA.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who appreciates these splendid videos from YouTube


Do send me your crap public school photos and similar and I'll add them to our wizard new collage widget. A copy of Swinesend to the person who sends in the best one before April 1st. Send to [email protected]

My Blog

New online Swinesend cartoon strip by Dan Archer

Introducing the brilliant new comic strip by Dan Archer, illustrator of Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School. You can find out more about Dan and his work by visiting his website, his blog (on ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:55:00 GMT

CPSA in today's Torygraph

"may I recommend the funniest website of all time: The Crap Public Schools Association."The wonderful Rowan Pelling in today's Telegraph.
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:06:00 GMT

Rate Your public school with our Fantasy Formula

Key:x = quantity of convicted sex offendersp = cumulus of admonitions delivered in Latiny = profusion of GCSE-failing would-be shipping brokers z = sexual attractiveness of Matron a = number of stomac...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:27:00 GMT

Competition: free whisky

We are offering a bottle of whisky (to over 18s) and a signed copy of 'Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School' to the person who submits the most inventive photograph of themselves clutching a co...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:58:00 GMT

CPSA in today's Times and Times Online

Great news. Two of us at the CPSA have got the lead article in today's T2 in The Times. There's a cracking online debate too, which you can find here (though the displayed comments do keep changing). ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:21:00 GMT

Bursaropoly: Go to Stowe, do not collect £200

We've finally put together a version of Bursaropoly, in homage of the wonderful public school fee fixing scandal. Naturally, there is only a limited number of places in which to put schools, and I don...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:14:00 GMT

New monthly picture blog

Dan Archer, the excellent illustrator of Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School has agreed to create a monthly picture blog for the Crap Public Schools Association. Dan is a brilliant cartoonist ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Would you send your children to a public school?

Well would you? And why?I know I wouldn't....
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:59:00 GMT

The cheapest price yet

I've just discovered one place that's selling Swinesend even more cheaply than Amazon, which itself is offering 34% off. Brown Books (no, I haven't heard of them either) appear to be offering 35% off ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:53:00 GMT

Musical fashions at your school?

What were (or are) the musical fashions at your school? Back in the late 80s and early 90s, whilst rest of the country was swooning over Bros, the boys at my school were flicking their floppy fringes ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:32:00 GMT