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About Me

right -- right left right left right left -- leftmy name is Bob. i have never been to a sonic burger place. i have never seen a vagina in person(although im sure theyre very nice people). i like vegetables as well as all other food groups. eh fish not so much. i like that hippie lettuce if you catch my drift. i do not like guttate psoriosis. i would like to live in the woods if someone would bring me food everyday. i feel bad when i have no money for homeless people. if you want to know anything about me on another subject feel free to im me at unibrowdxcyclops or just leave a message here.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?..
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

shiney distracting things, butter, cigarettes, brown paper packages tied up with string, and other such stuff...

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

P rowling through the fields, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Bob! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"

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halberd, noun. a weapon that is both a spear and a battle-ax, used in warfare in the 1400's and 1500's.

I'd like to meet:

myself - you know what i mean? didnt you ever wonder what youre like to other people rather than just in your head? i also love to meet new people.
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Music:

the good kind

Movies:

anything not from a book. i always see all the differences between the book n the movie. it makes me angry. i'm wierd like that. The Villiage, Detroit Rock City, slc punk, donnie darko, Road Trip, The Silence of the Lambs & Hannibal, Bruce Almighty, Coneheads, the Craft, Underworld I and II, madagascar (maybe he wasnt on acid 3), Saved, Lord of the Rings (I, II, III), of corse Barbie Workout (right nancy!)... oh no! where'd my pants go again?!

Television:

dont realy watch much tv anymore..... movies sometimes.... rarely...

Books:

instructional manuals... for anything! my favorites are lawn mowers. ohlawnmowerinstructionalmanuals3

Heroes:

Emporer Joshua Norton I. declared himself emporer of the U.S. and protector of Mexico in the 1800's. responsible for golden gate bridge. saluted by police in the streets. printed his own money which was accepted in most of sanfransico(capital of his empire). humored and loved by the people. thousands attended his funeral. proof that you can live in your own little world.

My Blog

yet another bulletin too priceles to just repost and never see again

EVER WONDER...?Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?Why is 'abbreviated...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

pigs?

some funny shit....Body:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 y...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

overkill

so i went to the doctor for this cough ive had.i got two perscriptions.one pill twice a day for congestionand cough syrup for before i go to sleep.i took both pills for the day since it was the aftern...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

bushisms article

(CNN) -- A Web site that analyzes and catalogues language usage has issued its top Bushisms for 2006, with "I use the Google" and "I'm the decider" among them."I'm the decider" alluded to President Bu...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

only in america...

ONLY IN AMERICA -can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance -do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people ca...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:24:00 PST

kitkats

i just saw Requiem for a Dream that is the sadest movie ever n then my frend mentioned her grandmother was visiting n i thawt about kitkats becuz thats all i hav of my grandma kitkats she always...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:45:00 PST

questions

this was a bulletin i just felt like putting up: Read the answers from the person that posted it, then erase their answers and repost!!! Like, OMG, okay?! --Goth-- Do you wear black eyeliner?...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in a mood...

song lyrics the apple can roll if it wants to i want to roll away from the tree far away smile empty soul "sillhouettes" [Chorus:] i don't wanna live like my mother i don't wanna let fear r...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wierd night

had the weirdest night monday. i hung out with friends cuz skool was off. went home. futzed around online. got into bed around 2 but i coodnt get to sleep. i hav no memory of sleeping. just sudenly im...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tree sex

whoever invented polen is an idiot! im stuffy, sneezy, sniffly, runny, n i have a headache from blowing my nose so much. stupid pollen! cant trees hav sex in a way that doesnt make me like this? seein...
Posted by Magic BoB's AIM is Broked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST