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Don't Blink You'll Miss It

About Me

my life is boreing, to sum it all up i don't do that much outside of school cuz i live in the middle of fucking nowhere. mentally handicapped people and midgets make me giggle, i don't know why but they just crack me up.I edited my profile with

My Interests


smoking pot
camel cigarettes (turkish jade)
music
movies
my moms sex life (super fun)
dreds
hippies
festivals
starting my revolution (social clensing)
thinking
questioning authority
freaks
laughing at emo kids with stupid hair
patchwork
the grateful dead
janis joplin
grunge kids
pearl jam
old herion addicted musicians
musicans that die when they're 27
wasting my life watching movies
sleeping
thinking of new ways to dispose of bodies
serial killers
vitamins b & c (keeps you regular)
beets & prunes (they help the vitamins)
pampers diapers
tom jones
the color plaid
taiko drum master (fuckin asians and their cool video games)
saying the word mother fucker
eating paint chips (bar b que)
bic lighters
losing lighters
bad azz mother fuckin bandanas
julia child (one sexy mother fucker)
penguins that wear top hats (the ones with out are stupid)
outlets (especially sticking forks in them)
shaving my grandpa's ass hair ( I have a collection of hair)
crabs (as in pubic lice and no i don't have them)
drinking bong water (YUM)
extreme sports ( as in sitting and sometimes I practice standing)
rollin voints (weed soaked in vix vapor rub like a menthol joint)
comtemplating why I haven't gone on a mad killing spree

Music:


pearl jam
alice in chains
soundgarden
hole
mother love bone
the grateful dead
bob dylan
janis jolin
blind melon
big leg emma
buring river band
warren zevon
pink floyd
led zepplin
neil young
gov't mule
phish
rusted root
static-x
death in vegas
the crystal method
rage against the machine
audioslave
chris robinson
the doors
tom petty
the allman brothers band
lynard skynard
the who
david grisham
johnny cash
bluegrass music
jefferson airplane
the beatles
john lennon
keller williams
ted nuget
placebo
prodigy
some marilyn manson (his older shit)
nine inch nails
system of a down
mushroomhead
korn
bob marley
guano apes
butthole surfers
local H
collective soul
the offspring
dope
michael franti & spearhead

Movies:


reservior dogs (if quentin tarantino wasn't so fuckin ugly i'd have his babies)
pulp fiction
jackie brown
kill bill vol. 1
kill bill vol. 2
from dusk til dawn
natural born killers
true romance
the texas chainsaw massacre (FUCK THE NEW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
the exorcist
a clock work orange
taxi driver
se7en (SOME DICKLESS PIECE OF SHIT STOLE THE FIRST DVD OUT OF MY SET SO NOW ALL I GOT IS THE BONUS SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!)
fight club (read the book!)
kalifornia
candyman
full metal jacket
the hills have eyes
evil dead
army of darkness
apolacypse now
platoon
the shining
jay & silent bob strike back
half baked
one hour photo
woodstock
forrest gump
bowling for columbine
requiem for a dream
sin city
12 monkies
28 days later
scarface (MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF MY SHIT. I WANT MY FUCKING MOVIE BACK!!!)
wayne's world
falling down
easy rider
fear and loathing in las vegas (the book was better though)
misery
what ever happened to baby jane (a Bette Davis classic)
drowning mona
drop dead gorgous
monster
ghostbusters
family vacation
christmas vacation (anyone who watches these movies and doesn't laugh is sick!)

Television:

uh yea, cartoons and movies pretty much. i'm a movie geek so I watch those the most, but yea i just watch what ever is on, there's no real structure to my television watching. except the simpsons.

Books:


slaughter house five
fear & loathing in las vegas
half asleep in frog pajamas
a clockwork orange
fight club
prison writings, my life is my sundance
the running man (arnold is on my hitlist for what he did to the movie)
illusions
MacBeth
the regulators
the shining
anything by kurt vonnigut, tom robbins, or stephen king

Heroes:

victims of circumstance

My Blog

MY BONG SMELLS LIKE CEPTIC SLUDGE!!!!!

SO I NEED TO CLEAN IT SOMETIME. IT REALLY SMELLS BAD BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY. WHERE WOULD I BE WITH OUT IT, PROBABLY I WOULD HAVE A BETTER MEMORY AND MORE MONEY BUT I LOVE IT TOO MUCH TO SACRIFICE IT. &...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

I went searching for the truth and all i found was spare change

catchy ain't it. so yea it's been a while, my thoughts and ideas are still in limbo, but one thing is for certain i'm fucking insane. i keep driving myself crazy with trying to put the pieces the past...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

I used to follow the bread crumbs but then I learned that carbs are bad

yet again i sit here and think about nothing and everything all rolled into one. none of it makes sense and none of it ever will so i just roll with the punches and call the shots when i feel it neces...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

I finally have an ulcer

Probably, maybe, most likely not but my stomach has been pretty fucked up the past couple days. heart burn in my stomach. its my own fault. tomorrow's my birthday hitting the big 2-0. i slept like shi...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:12:00 PST

the messenger

             I tried to envision life with compassion and ambition when I was young. My eyes were bright with the hopes of growing up with my drea...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

vanity is my favorite sin

BUT PERSONALLY I LIKE BEING A WALLFLOWER.
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:40:00 PST

Everytime i fart a brain cell dies

nice intro i know. but what can ya do i guess. se la vi and the story shall continue. i just feel like rambling so here i go, ramble, ramble, ramble isn't this just fucking intersting. i'm bored as sh...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:21:00 PST

Momentary outbursts of a deaf mute

why the fuck can i only write one story like every six fucking months. i always have a bunch that i'm working on but i never finish them, it's just something to pass the fucking time. and once i get a...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

So am I extremely patriotic or extremely unpatriotic?

Take the quiz: http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=39060"> size = "+2">How much do you hate Bush?http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz8/39060/res 1.jpg" border="0">AMAZINGYou rule, I d...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST

The life of a tortured artist is boreing as shit!

new music has completely lost me, the whole emo/indie revolution sounds more like cats that get caught in the engine of your car, and you don't realize it until you start your car. these so called tor...
Posted by Don't Blink You'll Miss It on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:50:00 PST