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Kiki

Go away, and take your baggage with you!!

About Me

I am pretty sure that if I do not have sex with Jeff Goldblum before I die, my life will have meant nothing!!


I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE MORE THAN ANYTHINGI am only on it because apparently I like things that make my life a living hell!

I hate shady people, why is everyone so fucking shady lately??...I am materialistic, I am shallow, I am irresponsible, I make HORRIBLE choices/decisions, I don't ever learn from my mistakes, and if I was ever in a normal, healthy relationship I wouldn't know what to do... This combination of vices, makes my life totally and completely kick ass ...I wouldn't trade it for anything.



My Interests

If I don't know you....

DON'T ASK TO BE ADDED!!! CAN YOU ASSHOLES NOT READ??


I'd like to meet:

WHEN THE HELL DID EWAN MCGREGGOR GET SO HOT?? I have never found him attractive until The Island,seriously WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM??



Music:

Coldplay,Muse,Snow Patrol,Sterophonics,Oasis,Jet, Keane...and others, seriously I do listen to things other than British Rock, I promise!!After listening to iTunes all morning I am getting really pissed....AMERICAN MUSIC REALLY DOES SUCK!! Here in these United States I guess you don't need talent, it seems they let anyone throw out some piece of shit record now!!...NO WONDER 89% of my iTunes is british rock

WELCOME TO AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE SHITTIEST BANDS EVER!!!


With the exception of OK GO and most bands from California...The end!

Movies:

I go to movies just to watch the Piracy warnings....its court ordered..But Equalibrium, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and The Island could possibly be my favorite movies....
And the SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR (OR EVER) AWARD GOES TO:
Gerard Butler

Go see 300 and you too shal fall in love with this man!

Television:

The Office, The Office, The Office...pretty much I could watch that show all day and be happy...Best new thing in season 3 award goes to Ed Helms....so glad he left the Daily Show for this! Okay, they totally turned Ed Helms into a douchebag....I don't like him on this show anymore!!!

SOPRANOS UPDATE.....APRIL 8 IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK!!!

Books:

idontlikeyouinthatway.com who needs books

Heroes:

The meanest 2 year old in the world,she scares me...my niece can kick your nieces ass!!

My Blog

American Idol

So the American Idol auditions are the GREATEST thing in the world!! Simon's bastardness is the best thing to ever happen to FOX...but this season to add to the freaks who think they have talent, we h...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

James Blunt=Death

Hide ALL razor blades,bathtubs, pills, guns, ropes anything that could be fatal to yourself before listening to James Blunt....he will make you take that entire bottle of Tylenol PM and hop into a war...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

I am an original...and you're NOT!

HowManyOfMe.comThere are:0people with my namein the U.S.A.How many have your name?...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST

Jon Lovitz and Rachael Ray

Jon Lovitz makes me throw up, everytime I hear those Subway commercials I throw up in my mouth, its an involuntary reaction to his annoying voice I can't control...I rather listen to Fran Drescher si...
Posted by Kristin on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

Pirates 2 = too long and boring!

Maybe it was because it was after 2 am and my ass was asleep and the guy in front of me smelled like he hadn't held a bar of soap or shampoo in at least 3 weeks, and my week had been total shit....but...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

The Sopranos......WORST SEASON EVER!

Yea all the hype and and the 20 months I had to wait for this show to come back on is BULLSHIT!! This is the worst season EVER....NO LIE!Why do I continue to watch it? Because I am addicted, I have ne...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:55:00 PST

DON'T ASK ME TO BE YOUR "FRIEND" IF....

Okay so apparantly some of you CAN'T READ!!! Once again, do NOT invite me to be your friend if the friends you have are all half naked hookers!!! Because you're perception of reality is so fucked up,...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST