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Hiya! My name is [Empress] Melanie. My favorite things to do are: Go rollerblading, Listen to music, Spend time with friends, Go rock-climbing, Read, Watch movies, Play videogames, Hang out with my incredible boyfriend, etc... ***********************************************************F RIENDS: Kelly [Kelbell/ Kelociraptor/ Todd]: YOU ARE SO FREAKIN’ AWESOME! I love you soo much. ^_^ I’ve known you since like kindergarten and I hope were always friends. You are quite possibly the coolest dork that I know. We’ve done so many random awesome things together. I’ll never forget all the random times when we started laughing for no reason and the mind link moments. Lol. Or the times when I made you dance outside while wearing my shiny pants, or when we played fear factor in my kitchen. You’re such an amazing friend****************************************************** *** Geena [Oreo/Stanley/Jabbawocky]: You are sooo pong. ^_^ I loooooove you! I totally miss going to school with you. = (. I wish you still went to Garfield. Oh well, we’ll have to spend bunches of time hanging out and having flippin’ awesome sleepovers. We still have to play bingo with the old church people (lol), and get Nancy his pink hat embroidered with “Nancy”. Ha-ha. One day I WILL karate kick your dog in the face because he is the ultimate Melociraptor hunter….. I hope were always friends. We’re going to be the old people that the nursing home nurses hate. Because you’ll be screaming random things that make no sense and I’ll scream (in my creepy old lady voice) “WHERES MY CINNAMON ROLLS?!?!?” at them everytime they pass my room. Lmao. {Watch out for giant cookies}**************************************************** ******* Keith [Slutmuffin/Lancersaurus Rex/Lancer/Euphoric Elevator]: I love you with all my heart honey! You’re so amazing and I always want to be in a relationship with you. You make me so incredibly happy. I hope that one day when we’re older that we can get married and travel the world together. I remember all the crazy things that we’ve seen, like the fat emo girl, the patriotic guy by the pool [with epic moobs], Santa Claus, the angry looking lady with the sun glasses, and the guy with the “family appropriate” tattoo. Hehe. I hope we have bunches more crazy moments like those. And I love you waaay more. *Uber epic outer space hugs and French kisses times infinity plus 777********************************************************* *** Johnny [CNN Boy (oh yeah I totally just brought that one back!)]: Thank you for being my “official” bodyguard [and for turning everything that I say into a perverted joke]. =P I hope you enjoy the popcorn at the movies. Ha-ha. Hopefully I won’t get assassinated by you again or one day I might have a heart attack [and then I would come back as a zombie and eat your brains =D]!******************************************************** *** Eddie: I really appreciate you writing “vagina” on my planner. I think it adds a nice touch. Haha. You’re like really awesome [and hyper]****************************************************** ***** Fro [Nancy]: sorry I sacrificed your matchstick house/people to create a fire (but it was totally worth it). Playing hockey at your house with the tennis ball was epic. Hopefully sometime you could hit Nick with another piece of chalk (he’s been getting kind of annoying lately) lol********************************************************* **