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Is it much to admit I needA solid soul and the blood I bleedWith a little girl, and by my spouseI only want a proper houseI don't care for fancy thingsOr to take part in a precious raceAnd children cr...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:39:00 GMT

wanting what you can never have...

I feel so helpless nowMy guitar is not aroundAnd I'm struggling with the xylophoneTo make these feelings soundAnd I'm remembering you singingAnd bringin' you to lifeIt's raining out the windowAnd toda...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:56:00 GMT

greatest last name ever...

Today I worked a home loan for a man with the last name Eagercock..brilliant! "Yes Mr. Eagercock your loan will fund today...no need to prematurely evacuate."... 
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:51:00 GMT

this is why I love him:)

The blond girl is reaching toward the stage, trying to grab the singers partially exposed ass as he leans out over the crowd. The tight jeans hes wearing are now strategically torn in back, and she ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:33:00 GMT

Alex P. Keaton

When I'm thinking about something so intently that I space out...I go into such a deep thought that I focus on one spot and forget to blink and my contacts fall out....today that happened while I was ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:19:00 GMT

roadkill

My friend Randy texted me today: Randy: I had a dream about you last night Me: Ooh la la:) What was I doing? Kicking ass ninja style I hope Randy: Ya u were killing babies and racing a motorcycle. Me:...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:15:00 GMT

3 and counting...

i ain't sayin you treated me unkind you coulda done better but i don't mind you just kinda wasted my precious time but dont think twice it's alright   I had a very long winded, self absorbed...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:41:00 GMT

Oh me oh my...

I always manage to stumble upon the strangest things at work: 1. old asian man in parking garage leaning out to catch rainwater in his hand...gaze at it longingly...then dump it out... only to re...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT