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Name: Stevo
Birthplace: Pharr, Tx.
Current Location: in a chair.
Eye Color: brown, with a spot of black on my left eye.
Hair Color: i'm a ravishing brunette, actually
Height: six foot one, six two if i really want to be.
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm in my right mind and left hand.
Your Heritage: Scottish, English, Mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: mah charcoal Lakais
Your Weakness: weaknesses? You think Superman went around tellin people he's allergic to kryptonite?
Your Fears: *beep* "Hi, This is Stephen, are you calling to schedule service?"
Your Perfect Pizza: WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME SO??? ... all drama aside, Godfathers is shut down. and to be honest they deserved to die. their food went crappy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: continuing education, Assisting in producing Zero (0.00) children.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont.
Thoughts First Waking Up: " i hope that chicken knows how to use that bulldozer."
Your Best Physical Feature: its hard to pick one but, for the cause of time i'll narrow the list... somewhat. eyebrows, voice, navel jelly production, eyes and hands.
Your Bedtime: ususally midknight
Your Most Missed Memory: uh all the ones i cant remember, theyre missing.
Pepsi or Coke: Crystal Pepsi. bring it back.
MacDonalds or Burger King: teh king has the burgers AND the fries, mac actually does a decent job of everything else by comparison with teh king.
Single or Group Dates: Yes.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Howbout no, timmy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate definately, but what americana tastes on a regular basis tastes NOTHING like real vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: now this is a stupid question.
Do you Smoke: yeah.
Do you Swear: like a feelthy sailor monkey.
Do you Sing: I love to sing.
Do you Shower Daily: there is a day occouring everytime i shower.
Have you Been in Love: yeah...xD
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to.... yeah actually.
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: most days
Do you get Motion Sickness: uh huh.
Do you think you are Attractive: dead effing sexy.
Are you a Health Freak: i pay attention to the health trends, ignoring unless convenient.
Do you get along with your Parents: yep, love them both.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, i love the electricity.
Do you play an Instrument: none other than my windpipe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past 2 hours?
In the past month have you Smoked: it says right up there,14 questions prior. if someone didnt smoke and still considers themselves to be a smoker i would be congratulatory, however concerned for their mental stability.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .. width="425" height="350" ..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmmm i _think_ so? (waits for some fluffy object to hit him from across the room)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah :)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf? rather specific, dont ya think? no chips ahoy no nutter butters. nabisco put them up to it. *twitches*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: *baleful weeping*
In the past month have you been on Stage: other than acting like i care at the consumers?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. wait month? i havent been dumped since what 01-02?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: actually for folk of my stature i believe the term is "chunky dunkin'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i know of, there was a tack on an unoccupied desk.
Ever been Drunk: once again with the repetitive question?
Ever been called a Tease: no.
Ever been Beaten up: i stepped into the boxing ring once, blocked the whole time.
Ever Shoplifted: sortof. the product never left the store
How do you want to Die: i want my physical form to die to the sound of a trumpet.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: engeneer, middle-ware-man.
What country would you most like to Visit: for scenery, New Zealand. for culture Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eyes? two sometimes 4
Favourite Hair Color: i'll have to go with brunette :)
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'6"
Weight: cuddley
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: too damned many.
Number of CDs I own: own? music? music is free.
Number of Piercings: 0 currently
Number of Tattoos: 0, one planned
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 42
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My Blog

Guns

not my writing (obviously) but this guy is awesomeThe mass-murder at Virginia Technical University makes explicitly clear something that many of us had known all along: People are at their most vulner...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:28:00 GMT

jumping headlong into a sea of love

Welcome my devoted readership, to a long anticipated blog!well, I havent posted in what, 6 months now? this is likely because ive been pre-occupied."with what?" you might ask. to whit i might respond ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:14:00 GMT

on the wings of goodyear

i just made my first roadkill, i would feel bad about it but, it was inn the road... i mean how stupid does a critter have to be not to know 'hey, people use these strings of rocks coverd with t...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:10:00 GMT

wow i just realised i havent updated in a grippa

so the crazy cow job was cool.. for about 5 minutes... 2nd day they cut my hours and at the end of the day they cut my hours for the third.. so i quit and got the job at maytag.. now if your appliance...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:49:00 GMT

Ow my face ...part deux!

okay im getting upset... the same tooth on the other half of my face is doing the same bloody thing as its now nonexistant counterpart. today i had a pounding headache from the infection creeping it w...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:43:00 GMT

first day of the rest of my job

so i finally got a job... oddly enough it was the first time ever having two jobs availible to me at the same time, and for once im gonna go with emotion not my head.. cuz that lump of grey matter has...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 22:25:00 GMT

ow, my face.

so i had this tooth... very much HAD this tooth... it just had to go... that little bastard was so infected that i was feeling tindrels of pain from my eyeballs and ears down to my clavical... t...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:15:00 GMT

vicodin sick and codine silly

so ive had this abcess tooth for about a week now and if it werent for the blinding pain i wouldent be taking nearly as many pain killers if it were a dull throb i could deal but its the sharp stabbin...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:19:00 GMT

astonishing cereal??

okay... i just had a blessed experience... hot cereal not just any kine though... i started out witht this oatmeal type stuff... but its like 5 grain... then i put flaxseed powder in it... then some c...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:24:00 GMT

They broke my kitty!!

so my poodlecat got in a fight today.... with a german shepard went to the vet... stiches...sad.. i saw that dog shaking kitty in his mouth like a ragdoll. it makes perfect sense that that is the beas...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:45:00 GMT