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AMATUER AMNESIAC, I LIKE TO FONDLE BREAD, BUT ONLY WHEN ITS NOT LOOKING. I'M A RIGHT C....T ON OCCASION, BUT A THOROUGHLY JOVIAL WHIT AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR. ON WEDNESDAYS I STARE AT THE POSTERS ON THE SKIP OUTSIDE MY HOVEL AND WEEP. I LIKE THE WINTER, ALSO THE SUMMER AND SPRING. BUT AUTUMMN IS BEST, ESPECIALLY FOR TAUNTING HOBOS OF THE IMMINENT FROSTY MORNS. I LIKE TRAVEL, BUT ONLY IN RICKSHAWS OR OTHER LABOUR INTENSIVE VEHICLES. IF YOU DONT LIKE MONKEYS YOU CAN FUCK OFF... UNLESS YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY THEN YOU CAN SEND ME A PICTURE AND I WILL GET YOU BLESSED BY A HOLY MAN. THANKS