I am...
loud; blunt; brazen; kinky; in love with Vodka; pierced; artistic; funny; obsessive-compulsive; paradoxical; writer; verbose; arrogant; audacious; pretentious; an unsympathetic cunt; a malicious, antagonistic, mean-spirited bitch with a toxic personality that borders on radioactive with the propensity to become mentally unhinged at any moment.