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Linda

nonsequitur

About Me

I'm Linda. I go to school to become a genius something-or-another later in life. I'm bored most of the time in this lifeless town, but I try to make do. I like to cook and to eat (I'm a fat kid.) I love to laugh and to make people laugh. I'm really shy around people I don't know. I like music of about any genre. I can't be summed up in a short autobiography.

My Interests

• MAC
• Cooking/food, I'm a fat kid
• Photography, i.e. taking crappy pictures.
• Reading. There's nothing like a good book.
• Video games. Particularly WoW. Nerdy, I know.
• Seeing new places.
• ...but loving California the most
• Nature, Love, Laughing, Family, Friends, Animals, Concerts, Art, and it goes on and on.

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet:
Stephen Colbert, Curtis Stone (in a supermarket, perhaps?), Daniel Tosh, Justin Pierre, Kurt Vonnegut (RIP), Bear Grylls, and the list goes on.

Oh, and cool/interesting people :)

Music:

Lots.

Movies:

• Anchorman
• Amelie
• Love Actually
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Incredibly cheesy movies like Pretty Woman, The First Wives Club (biggest guilty pleasure ever)
• Wedding Crashers
• Snatch
• Ocean's 11
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Television:

• Rob & Big
• Family Guy
• The Simpsons
• Grey's Anatomy
• Entourage
• Prison Break
• CSI (Las Vegas)

Books:

• You Shall Know Our Velocity by Dave Eggers
• Breakfast of Champions (or pretty much anything) by Kurt Vonnegut
• Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
• The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
• Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
• Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger
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My Blog

Oh, life.

I'm soooo fuckin' excited right now, which is amazing because lately I haven't been feeling that great about life and such in general. My mom just decided that she's going to take the whole family on ...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

Optimism?

I realized that I always write blogs when I'm pissed off or sad about something.  So I figured I'd break that streak and write about some happy things. I bought Urban Decay Primer Potion from Sep...
Posted by Linda on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Oh well.

I live way too much in my head. And it makes me so disappointed when situations don't actually turn out the way they played out a thousand times over in my mind. At heart I'm a huge optimist. I know ...
Posted by Linda on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

I never post here, awesome!

First of all, can I just say I hate Myspace?  I've tried to post this like 2390582903852902 times and it keeps deleting it. Second, I don't know why everyone says being single is the best thing e...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

SDKDGHSDGHSDK.

Someone help me make my myspace pretty.  :(
Posted by Linda on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 07:42:00 PST

Dude.

My brother has a myspace. And my sister too. And I don't have a date for prom. WAH WAH WAH. The world is coming to an abrupt halt. John Mayer has a vagina. No wait. John Mayer IS a vagina.
Posted by Linda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST