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Bridget, Duchess of Death and Destroyer of Souls

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About Me

First off, some words of wisdom- Procrastination is like masturbation: It feels really good until you realize you've fucked yourself (sometimes it's not so bad even then).
For those of you who don't know, my name's Bridget. I'm not what you might expect upon a first glimpse. I have a great belief in karma (check the tat) and cosmic irony.
Some call me "evil". But a friend once said to me: "You're not evil. You're just really, really, really sarcastic and cynical sometimes." Another person once described me as "the nicest mean person" they knew. Go figure. Just now I was referred to as someone's "homie g-string". Sounds kinky, don't it?
Real quick, on the subject of friends: If I consider you a real friend, then I love you. I will back you up and always do what I can to help you out. However, if you fuck me over... then you are so getting a smackdown.
These are the people that make my world go 'round:
Jeremy
I've known Jeremy longer than just about anyone. He is my other half. My friend. My brother. Although he's not perfect, he's still a good guy. Now that we're "all grown up" going to different colleges and whatnot, I don't get to connect with him too often. But I still love him dearly.
Nickolas
Nick is an easy guy to talk with, although he can be obnoxious. Our close friendship was forged with a very revealing conversation about my personal life, and we've never looked back. Nick is a super-bassist, and is fact the one I see as responsible for my own meager ambition music-wise. Gotta love it.
David
David is a super-awesome person. Intellectual and fun to talk to. He's also a good person to talk to if you need to vent. He's been there a few time when nobody else was. I think he'll do great things one day, if he can stop being so damn lazy :P
Zack
My first encounter with Zack involved a snowbal and a strong desire on my part to slam his face into the ground. Since then we have moved on into an awesome friendship/hairdye/haircut experience. He's also there for me on non-hair related issues. He's someone I can call in the middle of the night when I'm feeling worthless. And I only have a few people like that.
Ena
Met Ena a couple years ago... since then she has proved to be a great friend and an awesome partner in crime. I love the feeling of being a bad influence with her. Seldom do I find someone who really presents a challenge for me in convincing them to do the ridiculous, but she does defintely present that challenge, and I relish it.
Aquila
Aquila. If she had a penis, I would give in to all of her attemps to hit on me. Sadly, she is female, she must be content with me kidnapping her from her house and whatnot. One day I think we should just get matching ass-toos (tattoos upon our arses) to show how awesome we are. Aquila more and more has become someone that I can confide in when I am afraid that anyone else would look down on me. And I love her even more for that.
Did You Know?: Souls are delicious. They taste of Pixy Stix.
I made this for Zack. Feel the LOVE.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Shite, I dunno. There are a lot of awesome people that I'm sure it would be cool to meet. I'm sure that there are also a lot of assholes who I wouldn't mind meeting and promptly kicking the shit out of with the help of my mongoosen army.

My Blog

Greeting a Morning

Stay awake until dawnmorning rays filter through a skylightcovered in colorsmiling with youA new daya new chancelife looks differenton a morning like this oneI feel lightgiddy with possibilityand prom...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:35:00 GMT

Coward

Coward.Hide behind your carefully constructed facadeOf "I don't care" and "Nothing matters"Coward.Show everybody how fucked up you areHow uniquely skewed your perspectiveCoward.Play your pretend games...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:09:00 GMT

Shite (in poem form)

I want to talk to youSo badly But I don't know What to sayOr how to say itI may alienate youBut what else is thereOutcome uncertainAll I want is&What?I can't figure outWhat to askHow to phrase my ques...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:06:00 GMT

The most metal pet funeral. You know it’s true.

So, my snake died... big fucking bummer. It made me very sad. But, hey, at least we gave her the most metal funeral ever. It was a viking funeral of sorts. I built a small platform out of cardboard, w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:08:00 GMT

As in yet another example of stark realism, the persistent light of vague hope once again flare

So, ok, feeling pretty awesome. Super excited about life. I think I'm doing pretty well in my classes. I'm going to get Zack and David in a few days for a visit down here. ---(Hilarity will surely ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:10:00 GMT

Death Rabbits

So tonight was the best night so far since returning to Santa Cruz, I think. I was able to let go and really have some fun.I mean, I've been pretty stressed. The apartment is so big and it almost seem...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:10:00 GMT

An Intriguing Possibility

So... wow... been more than three months since I've posted a blog. Not surprising, really, considering my lack of interweb service.Anyway. Here I am, back in Santa Cruz. I'm staying at Elle's place to...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:03:00 GMT

My new flying friends

So, I couldn't sleep. I was watching random movies... feeling tired, not sleepy. Just kinda... down. Not happy with me or anything around me.Then, at about 5:25, I heard a sound coming from outside. I...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:37:00 GMT

It’s 6am, do you know where YOUR college student is?

It's almost 6 in the morning. I have to go to class in about 4 hours. I wouldn't bother, but I have to turn in a paper. Which, coincidentally, is the largest reason for my sleepless night. By the time...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:52:00 GMT

"Be more confident nerrrrrrrrrrr"

So, for all of those of you with your insufferable advice to "be more CONFIDENT nerrrrrrr" when it comes to guys, check this: totally been asking some fools out. Granted, I haven't had much luck yet...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:14:00 GMT