Paul

Friends,Girls,Sports, im on the varsity swim team at south, best team ever- and im on USS, SWAC and LST and I play lacrosse for a bunch of teams, playin golfs pretty chill, like to cook/ 19 Worst Pick Up Lines 1.My love for you is like diarrhea I just cant hold it in 2.Are you tired because, you've been running through my mind all day 3.Getting a library card so I can check you out 4.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again 5.If you were a booger I would pick u first 6.If i could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together 7.I hope you know CPR, cause u took my breath away 8.I lost my number can i borrow yours 9. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life 10.Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you 11.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me 12.Im sorry were you talking to me? No? Well then please start 13.Do you have a map? Cause i keep getting lost in your eyes 14.If you weren't here I’d have to be the hottest person in this place. 15.Im Mr, Right someone said you were looking for me 16.Are you krispey cause ur making me cream 17.Is there a mirror in you pocket cause I can see myself in your pants 18. R u an official here cause u officialy gave me a boner 19.206 bones in the human body, want another? CONGRATULATIONS MAN!!!