I have high standards, at least for other people, not for myself. I’m not afraid of dieing but I am afraid of when the dieing part stops and the being dead part begins. When I was 5 I pretended to be an ambulance by running around blinking my eyes, when I wasn't an ambulance I’d present gardening shows on a pretend TV channel called SPIDER PLANT TV. I grew Spider plants. For years I wanted to be a lawyer I even went to law school. Then I realized that actual TV presenting was even easier than pretend TV presenting and both were much, much easier than Law School. I believe women are always looking to change the man they’re with, men are looking to exchange the woman they’re with. I love drunk homeless people who tell me how much they loved XSTV. One day I want to make a movie about Giant Squid. When I'm feeling a little down I google my name, GOOGLEBHS . Oh, and I won a bronze medal at the 1995 X Games in Rhode Island... Should've been gold, but the fuckers never understand...
This is from The Qantas Media Awards... Best night ever...
I'm a Libra, I spend most of my time working on the mighty
I present television shows for TV3, ( Target on Tuesday at 7.30pm and Joker Poker on Sunday at 10.25pm ) a radio show for The Edge ( Partyhard on Sat. at 6pm ), and play a bit of music (see Fierceasiangang.com).
MY BAR, "THE PONY CLUB" IS OPEN TO FIND OUT MORE MESSAGE ME.
