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Dave

I am here for Friends

About Me

I want to share my love of Jesus with you. I have lots of pamphlets at my house - would you like to stop by? You would really dig the shrine I have in the back of my white van. I took out the windows so it's darker in there. That way the candles really set the mood for some intimate prayer. Sometimes I let people into my van to pray with me, but only sometimes. You might be lucky enough to get that chance! I like showing people my technique for self-flagellation with a fresh cut (young sapling) tree branch after sharing a cup of blessed wine and making stained glass in the basement of my house. Why don't you contact me and we can go down to the basement of my house? The basement. Basement.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with no direction who are upset and think that the world owes them something. People who will cling to a leader in order to feel that they are a part of something. Lots of 'em. I'd like to meet you and invite you to my basement where I will show you my shrine and tell you the philosophies of my mind. And wherever it goes from there is up to you. I feel confident that you will see my side of things and join me to do my bidding, whatever it may be. (Women only, sorry - no Scorpios!)

My Blog

Zombie Muthafuckin' Apocalypse

Remember this page - when the ZA goes down, it just might save your life. Here is my public service to everyone on myspace: How To Survive Zombie Apocalypse 1. Get a machete - or something e...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:51:00 GMT

I'm Glad the Following People are Dead

Death in the music industry: the tragedy of a young musician not making it past their 26th year and the skyrocketing sales after their death, not to mention the sealing of their fate as one of the gre...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 15:50:00 GMT