cyanide and happiness |
so, in the course of my ramble through the internet today, i came upon an article about scientology. better known as the church of $cientology, or even the church of assrape me for a shit ton of money...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:07:00 GMT |
so... i lied. im not done with you fuckers yet. |
oh really? are you surprised? i lie more often than anyone would think cuz i'm a far better actor than anyone thinks. make sure you're seated and well rested, cuz this is gonna be a long one. in fact ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:03:00 GMT |
holy shit! jake skeens is alive! |
thats right. you've all been waiting for it! the final installment of jake skeens' myspace blog. it's been like six months since the last time i did this, and this shall be the final one.no, i'm not o...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:40:00 GMT |
things that should have remained unthought |
i came up with something today. dumbest thins i ever thought. so here goes.THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, SHUCK IT.no really, i made that up. im not even too sure what it means but it was fun.i dont think ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 19:55:00 GMT |
king diamond and the death of banks |
I am such a reference whore. Really it isn't funny. On Clerks 2, Randall and Jay start singing songs from black metal artist King Diamond. So naturally i wiki his ass. Then bearshare him on Dereks com...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:07:00 GMT |
this class is not required |
bonus buffet insert2dollars off chinese food anywhere!i haven't wirten in a long timedeal with it, cuz i can't typeso how are you?(rhetorical, i don't care)i have had a crazy ass hell weekendtwo of my...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:41:00 GMT |
derek made me |
foxtrot uniform charlie kilogreat songi have nothing to say, but derek wants me to get "the gauntlet" which is when you have everything on your homepage like new friends, and comments and such so, if ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:14:00 GMT |
quod erat demonstrandum. |
Voila! In view, a humble vaudivillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.in the wake of the anarchy brought on by the incessant lack of blog by me, your h...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 19:36:00 GMT |
2 bawls and a monster |
energy drinks! duuuuh!jake doesn't like male genatalia.i'm just sittin here in my black garters, thinkin about the holocaust.vader watches over meGIRDER!!!!!!the truth will be revealedthe stripper is ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:56:00 GMT |
how many times must i rip the adamantium skull from your head to prove myself!? |
well, i have lost all sense and slipped into a state of utter and complete geekhood. i have gone at least three comic tangents in the last couple of days and i have discovered something, when you only...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 19:50:00 GMT |
