Hm, so i guess maybe I'll put a small "about me" up even though theres not much about me. Let's see, most people call me Dan but girls tend to call me Danny and no one really calls me Daniel. A lot of people also call me asshole often including my mom. I love to play guitar and paint crap. I eat ramen noodles every single day. Mountain Dew is the best soda in the world. Tool and Isis are my most favorite/inspirational bands. I saw Tool live last year and it was the best experiance of my life (be jealous Mikey D). Paul is my best friend and we rock at Timesplitters and everything else. I like to go outside really late at night. I wish I could cook so I didnt have to eat ramen noodles everyday. Im a huge waste of life. I laugh at everything. Ouija boards are cool. I tend to not keep contact with people and end up losing a lot of friends including really good ones. Sorry all of you. Im smart but I dont act it at all especially in front of people Im really comfortable with. I dont know what I want to do in life other than not die. Im really laid back and I never really get worked up about anything. I have small nipples. Im only mature when the time calls for it and I dont like vegetables but I do like lemon-lime gatorade. I like to speed and rapidly honk my horn at people. (i like to call it "star wars honking"). Its probably a very wise and safe idea to never get in the car with me driving. I do not have lovely lady lumps but my cock is much bigger than yours and can walk right through the door with a feeling so pure its got you screaming back for more. Right now Im wondering why Im still typing this. Ok if you read this far you get a cool little surprise. Send me the words "I love to lick my own butthole" in that order as a comment and I will personally give you something really cool! But shh its a secret. I have a problem getting fat. I lost an eye, a leg and a friend in Nam. I try to make up words in Scrabble and then use dictionary.com to prove myself right. I usually say the wrong thing at the right time and the right thing at wrong time and only sometimes the wrong thing at the wrong time but never the right thing at the right time. I never know when to stop. I can be ignorant and arrogant at times, but not all the time. I have a good amount of hair growing out of my legs. I love rockin out. Im pretty much a nocturnal person. I like ketchup. Thats all for now. Heres a cool video...
With my hands on my mind, I hold wounds that won't mend. With my eyes open wide, I can see it's the end...........
From Sinking Sands He Stepped Into Lights Embrace
Maynard from Tool...10/07/06..
