Big Sister -
Likes: barking, making-out, food, being slapped on the belly, having my face smushed, bossing around Little Sister, wigs, Q-tip cigarettes, chasing my bastard tail, binging and purging
Dislikes: the doorbell, not being the boss, riding in the carrier, giraffe-print shoes
Little Sister -
Likes: attention, drooling, Q-tip cigarettes, trying to bark like Big Sister, head rubs, my purple cushion, Big Sister's purges, mardi gras beads, windows
Dislikes: attention, the doorbell, being seen by strangers, new smells
