Although being a groupie has it's perks....if ur a band or artist...whateva u wanna call urselves, don't send me a friends request please.As much as I loooove talkin about myself....how many profiles can one fill out? Oh fuck it what's one more..and I'm gettin to be damn good at this. I'm down to earth and very open minded. I can be sarcastic and witty...and just plain ole funny. I also can be very self-effacing....I mean c'mon...I have a never ending supply of material...my sense of humor ranges from high brow to low... I'm not easily offended (unless your a bigot...but i'll let you know your an asshole). I'm semi-intelligent and partially foul mouthed but always entertaining. I'm a lot of fun to be with and in general people like me whether your 6 or 60. I have love for animals and nature in general and I have a pooch and 3 cats. Love spendin time with family and friends, but it doesn't matter the activity since humor can be gleened from any situation...even if we're just sittin there....always have a good time regardless. Now...why do all the chicks on this site look kinda ho-ish (no offense to all you ho's you know you my bitches...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cakes
Birthday: September
Birthplace: Lawn Giland
Current Location: Lawn Giland - i sure do get around
Eye Color: green like the greenest leaf
Hair Color: brown like the brownest leaf
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what i'm usin it for ;)
Your Heritage: 50% irish 50% german 100% wiseass
The Shoes You Wore Today: sketchers
Your Weakness: cheese & chocolate
Your Fears: breaking a nail
Your Perfect Pizza: x-tra cheese baby!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to catch the 7:46 bus and not be late for work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i have a slew of overused phrases
Thoughts First Waking Up: i got to catch the 7:46 bus
Your Best Physical Feature: legs, arms, eyes & dimples
Your Bedtime: after i smoke me a nightcap ;)
Your Most Missed Memory: my memory in general...please refer to my bedtime answer
Pepsi or Coke: wild cherry pep or coke, whatevas on sale
MacDonalds or Burger King: how bout some wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single...group dates r for high school children
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: pathmark brand -- or 4c...lipton and nestea suck
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate and cilantro
Cappuccino or Coffee: both, got the all in one machine
Do you Smoke: why yes, yes i do
Do you Swear: really it's when do i not swear?
Do you Sing: like a friggin bird
Do you Shower Daily: another dumbazz question...who the hell is gonna admit to not bathing except for me???
Have you Been in Love: Negative
Do you want to go to College: Sure...i'd go back, so if anyone wants to finance this venture please do drop me a line
Do you want to get Married: only for tax purposes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes I do...i believe i'm fulla shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes i do so bring the barf bag when we ride the high seas - of course that pun is intended
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm aiiiiiggghhhht
Are you a Health Freak: take out the health part there and then the answer is yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: n/a
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and do u know what i like to do in thunderstorms......????
Do you play an Instrument: yeah the pipe and the bong-o's
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: another dumbazz question...of course!
In the past month have you Smoked: this is obvious
In the past month have you been on Drugs: also obvious
In the past month have you gone on a Date: is not have i gone on a date the question is how many...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i avoid the mall like the plague
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: isn't this a little personal?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i do not eat sea creatures
In the past month have you been on Stage: i'll be ur private dancer..
In the past month have you been Dumped: of course i've taken a dump in the past month!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, but i know the perfect place for this activity!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: c'mon now those days r ova
Ever been Drunk: Only once i swear !!
Ever been called a Tease: isn't teasing a synonym for foreplay?
Ever been Beaten up: hell no...i dispense the beatings
Ever Shoplifted: yeah come on i got to eat!
How do you want to Die: by lethal injection
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i refuse to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland/england, basically any country that ends with land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: definitely not long hair
Height: 5'5" or ova
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: how bout we ask me how many i've haven't taken
Number of CDs I own: ok i counted every one and the tally is: 262 1/2
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't live with regret...just live and learn
