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Steve

About Me

I'm the crying on the outside type. I have little to no moral center. I can always be counted on to serve my own interests and I'm a really bad tipper. Despite all this, I'm adored by millions (if you count my mom as 3 million people).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl from that cell phone commercial they show in theaters before movies. You know the girl in the red outfit who's just dancing to the Mika song. And Gandhi.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, Jaws, Goodfellas, Squid And The Whale, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Fargo, American Werewolf In London, Sideways, Lord Of The Rings, Annie Hall, LA Confidential, Raising Arizona, Seven, Boogie Nights, Magnolia

Television:

Simpsons, Larry Sanders Show, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Band Of Brothers, The Office (British & US), Extras, 30 Rock