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Please ignore the whole stupid top friends BS... because I DO. I purposely set it to 4 and put in four people I really don't know at all. And then there were three. (And now they can randomly change. What a fucking BRILLIANT idea...)If you've ever read my profile crap, you probably think that I'm one WEIRD fucker. Did the midget not clue you in? Yes, I can be an annoying bitch. Yes, I can piss you off repeatedly. Yes, my way of looking at the world does not comply with that of anyone else's that you care to associate with. BUT my friends remain my friends because they all KNOW that underneath all the crabby ass, bad attitude, argumentative, pissy, stupid, asshole behaviors that they have to put up with, that I would always go out of my way to help them and will do just about anything for someone in need. They ALL realize that although I may yell and scream and be just generally pissy, that NOTHING I say is meant to be hurtful or even to be taken seriously at all. So, if you want to be a friend that is always treated with the respect that friends deserve, is invited to parties and sent thank you cards and messages to have a great day, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! HOWEVER, if you can take it as well as dish it out, if it makes your day when your friends tell you to fuck off, if your morning greeting to your best friends sounds something like: "How you doin', shit-for-brains!", and if nothing else gives you joy quite like one of your friends telling you a story of how fucked-up you were the night before, you've come to the right place. Applications for friendship will be carefully considered and scrutinized by a committee of Assholes, Jerks, Fuckers, Shit Heads, and Bitches(non-gender specific). Initiations will include a slurry of insults and slanders, and a small amount of tarring and feathering. Thanks biotches! Balance...