I'm a Russian Blue cat. I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, but I do like champagne. I like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. If you're the tomcat I look for, write to me and let's escape.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? a Russian Blue cat
What is your name? Officially it's Emily but my street name is Crazy
What other nicknames do you have? Lil' Bit when I was a kitten
What is your favorite treat? Feet
What would your owner describe you as? I don't have an owner, I own her
What is the funniest thing you have done? I'm not a comedian
What is the bravest thing you have done? wrestled with my 22 pound brother from another mother
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No, I'm spayed.
Are you a social animal? I prefer my own company
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Is that a retorical question?
Are you friendly? Check out my headline
Are you overweight? No
Do you like warm milk? Milk is bad for cats, jackass
Do you eat cheese? Again, bad for cats
Do you eat bugs? I do my best
Do you live with other animals? I have a step-bother and step-sister
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I try to dart out, but I'm not allowed out of the house
Do you like to exercise? I rip and tear all over the house, especially when my human is trying to sleep
Do you like car rides? No
Do you get into stuff? Does a cat puke on the carpet?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I love my mommy, especially when I bite her
Do you like to swim? WTF??
Do you chase laser pen dots? I am not that pedestrian
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? In my own weird way
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
