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President Bagel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There used to be a superabundant profusion of information here, but I extensively shortened things so the specifics about myself would be better promulgated. Do you not realize that we're all just pimped out commodities rolling around each other's fecal matter? Anyways, I have a lustful passion for anything that fully implements strategy. I'm a gamer to the core, and I'm nothing short of amazing at it. Unadulterated old school video gaming, Magic: The Gathering, rummy, chess, and no-limit hold 'em are all extremely important to me. I'm also a fairly avid reader, and have a moderately extensive database of random knowledge. Music however, will always be the single most important thing to me. I would say that my tastes are unusually broad, even though I find that most people who profess having eclectic musical taste are usually bullshitting. The very centre of my heart revolves around the many different sub genres of metal, and I will always fight till the gruelling end to keep the fire burning. Rap is very much a love hate relationship, seeing as how I have all the respect and understanding in the world for it, but 90% of what I hear activates my gag reflexes. It's depressing to see what so many fraudulent emcees have done to something I have so much admiration for. It is to be noted that I have a pungent distaste for emo/post hardcore music. There are also lots of other random talents I have, such as having the complete qualifications of a hypnotist. I also think that animals are the most wonderful cellular organisms ever, and it always makes me smile whenever I think about them. Bears FTW!p.s. I hardly ever pay attention to this suburban wasteland of emo filth anymore, so if you don't see me around Myspace as much, please don't take it personally. I'm on Facebook quite a bit, so add me if you wish. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Jamesbagel?ref=profil e
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper, Fiona Apple, Schmier, Tori Amos, Ihsahn, Peter Tagtgren, Nergal, Shagrath, Tom Angelripper, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Yahtzee, Stephen Colbert, Lemmy, Germaine Williams, people with something intelligent to say.

My Blog

A review for every Burzum album

Burzum/AskeThe initial Burzumrelease is a menagerie of all sorts of different ideas. Some of whichare triumphantly successful, some are abject failures, and othersdemonstrate a lot of potential. And t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:32:00 GMT

Cartoons I have no respect for!!

What's with Andy?Teletoon are the supreme masters of chugging out endless heaps of shit saturated in donkey urine. I've always figured that their personal motto is "If it's Canadian, it has to be good...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Fascinating ideas from a crackhead

First thing you need to understand, is that this guy "Jason" entirely means every word he's saying. He is 100% serious, and believes in his own mind these possibilities to be real. The ambitions this ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:30:00 GMT